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Idaemon, There was a link at the bottom of the post.
posted by Karl @ 2:09 PM Permalink 6 comments Post a comment
It wasn’t easy to see.
Are we only allow one guess?
in 'tonight's audience participation'.Thanks for the plug SondraK!!
iDaemon: I’ll put your guess into the comments.
Karl
Peter
thats pretty much it.
Trooper
That was very good. I stated from day one that gore was doing this for the money and he does not care if he destroys all middle class Americans. They say he is on track to become the first green billionaire. May he rot for the damage he has done.
TDH
I grade my own cabbage for slaw it has to be the right consistancy and crispy not the card board that comes in those packages. It is to big and limp. It also must have small crisp pieces of crisp green pepper maybe a little shredded carrot if you like real carrot then the proper dressing or it is unacceptable to go with que or anything else down south.
Stepp
Mark my words Sarah is running in a couple months she will be doing radios spots ala Ronald Reagan, Maybe even a radio or TV show. This woman is not the type to lay down. She will be formidable but I still think Romney is the guy this time because of his financial experience. She very well may end up as Vice again then President from there. She is on very solid footing no matter what the left tries to do. Her reasons were sound.
Damn Stepp
That sounds wonderful send it to me.
Bob
There is one way the hard way.
I could shoot before I could ride without training wheels! Because of my life-long association with weapons, I am naturally safe and respectful of them and have passed that on to my children. Gun safety should be mandatory in all schools. I mean, we teach kids about condoms and safe sex, and though deadly, AIDS sure won’t kill you as dead as fried chicken, even before the shell casing hits the floor.
in 'spokesbabe'.“I’m sorry to see here retire from office, I think she is done as a candidate for any office. I think she is done with politics.”
I agree. Like most decent people who get a taste of what passes for “political discourse” and that lousy institution we used to call “the free press” just realize it’s not worth it. Sarah can write her own ticket in the private sector or just go on the lecture tour. Like Churchill, she may be in the wings waiting for her country to finally realize she was right and call her back.
That the best and brightest won’t run for public office should tells us all something about our sciety and underscore the reason why we have the insipid ass-clowns in Congress on both sides of the aisle, but especially on the left, where there is no shame and what little moral outrage exists takes place in a vacuum of “relativism”.
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.Thanks for your service, Bob, but Godaddy.com sucks, and is a shameful rip-off. Thanks for forcibly kidnapping two years and thousands of dollars worth of my work and demanding some outrageous ransom to get it back.
Screw you, Bob. I hope you have a fucking aneurism while screwing your little herd of rejected playboy bunnies.
Godaddy.com sucks and so do you, Bob. How you can sleep at night is a mystery to me. Buy yourself some more gold earrings. That’s always a good look on a 60-something fat jerk-off, glorified used car salesman.
Did you think I was going to forget, Bob? Nuh-uh.
Godaddy.com sucks
in 'Happy Fourth!'.OMG! Sondra… that shot of him in the bathtub…
*fans self*
Motrin and Beer
The Lunch of Middle-Aged Champions...;)
in 'so, how's your day goin'?'.Screw Guns
Rudyard Kipling
Smoking my pipe on the mountings,
Sniffing the morning cool,
I walks in my old brown gaiters,
Along ‘o my own brown mule;
With seventy odd Gunners behind me,
An’ never a beggar forgets
That it’s only the pick of the Army;
That handles the dear little pets ....
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns,
The Screw Guns they all loves you
So when we calls round with a few guns
Of cause you will know what to do - hoo
Just send in your Chief and surrender
‘Tis worse if you fights or you runs,
You may go where you please;
You can skid up the trees
But you don’t get away from the guns.
They sends us along where the roads are,
But mostly we goes where they ‘aint,
We’d climb up the side of a sign board
An’ trust to the stick ‘o the paint;
We’ve chivied the Naga and Looshai,
We’ve given the Afreedeeman fits,
For we fancies ourself at two thousand,
We guns that are built in two bits
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...
If a man won’t work, why we drills ‘im
An’ teaches ‘im ‘ow to behave,
If a beggar can’t march why we kills him
And rattles ‘im into his grave;
You’ve got to stand up to our business,
An’ spring without snatching or fuss,
D’you say that you sweat with the field guns
By God you must lather with us.
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...
The eagles is screamin’ around us
The river’s a moanin’ below
We’re clear of the pine an’ the oak scrub
We’re out on the rocks an’ the snow
And the wind is as thin as a whiplash
That carries away to the plains
The rattle and stamp of the lead mules
The jinklety-jink ‘o the chains
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...
Theres a wheel on the Horns ‘o the Morning,
An’ a wheel on the edge of the pit,
An’ a drop into nothing beneath you,
As straight as a beggar can spit,
Wi’ the sweat runnin’ out ‘o your shirt sleeves
An’ the sun off the snow in your face
An’ ‘alf ‘o the men on the drag ropes
To hold the old gun in ‘er place
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...
Smoking my pipe on the mountings
Sniffing the morning cool
I climbs in mi’ old brown gaiters
Along ‘o my old brown mule
The monkey can say what our road was,
The wild goat ‘e knows where we passed,
Stand Easy, you long eared old Darlin’s
Out drag ropes, wi’ shrapnel - Hold fast
For you all loves the Screw Guns
The Screw Guns they all love you
So when we takes tea with a few guns
Of cause you will know what to do - hoo
Just send in your Chief and surrender
‘Tis worse if you fights or you runs,
You may hide in your caves
They’ll be only your graves
For you CAN’T get away from the GUNS.
Anna830, no.
He still hasn’t recovered from Melissy last year :)
iDaemon , *I* had a crush on Mariel Hemingway too.
in 'spokesbabe'.“I can’t wait to tell the Internet.”
That was awesome.
Off to buy pink duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in 'Recognize any of these?'.I couldn’t post a comment. My guess was $52.00.
in 'tonight's audience participation'.He rejected a role as Michael Jackson. He likes guns. He may look fey, but I do believe he’s all right.
Besides, my fourteen-year-old niece is in love with him. It’s her first crush. I’m not going to mess with that.
My first crush? Mariel Hemingway.
in 'spokesbabe'.I think it is a mistake. She should finish her term as governor to get some credible experience on her “resume” and better yet, go for another term. She’s young, what’s the hurry? When (hopefully) TAO loses in 2012, she can run for president in 2020 unless the 2012 winner wants only one term.
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.*sigh*
I got him last year ;)
WOOF!
