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SondraK, Lympian Slayer 
I DO NOT have the Bird Flu!!!!!!!
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield
I NEVER run a fever!
SparkS
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been
going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, each day, for a long,
long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall
and there he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes,
when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
“I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the
Western Wall and praying?”
“For about 60 years.”
“60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”
“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray
for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up
in safety and friendship.”
“How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”
“Like I’m talking to a f#$%$#’ wall.”
DougM
But I don’t think it’s the best way to get THIS message across either.
...a little advice would be greatly appreciated!
Scorpius (or the mother of all ass reamings)
Um, TOaD never gets to call anyone here stupid ever again. Unless he’s retarded:
I didn’t miss it. I’ve known this all along.
comment by Toad734 on 11/14 at 07:52 AM
Bummer. This might be the last we ever hear of him.
***Update:
ok. my dear Gullyborg‘s informed me that I currently stand at Ten of Hearts. I rather like that....perfect 10 and all. But I suspect it’s because a few of you need to be reminded to vote.
~Go to the left sidebar here at Aaron’s and click SondraK.~
(and vote CAREFULLY...there’s a name what LOOKS like mine but ain’t)
Go vote for me, it will help me tremendously with my low self-esteem!
So my mom calls me this morning to remind me she’s going into surgery tomorrow and I need to feed their cat. They’ve spent the weekend at my grandmother’s house and she says she’s really tired because Nanny kept them up until 1:30 AM playing cards.
Nanny turns 92 today. And yes, she is small, pink, fuzzy and goes everywhere with a drum.
Happy Birthday!
2nd Watcher Bob 
“It’s mind-boggling that people don’t understand sensitive issues,” he told The Detroit News.
Cotton-pickin’ PC bullshit.
Sneezing when you’re 5 feet away from any surface to put down your just poured cup of coffee.
Ok. Well yes, there is the floor, but I meant with the coffee still in the cup.
Bills that would ban taking and distributing so-called “upskirt” and “downblouse” photos without consent will be introduced again during next year’s legislative session, a Maryland lawmaker announced Thursday.
Under current state law, it is illegal to take photographs or video with prurient intent in places where someone has a reasonable expectation of privacy, such as a store changing room. However, public areas are not covered under the law and courts have ruled women do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy in a public place.“Up women’s skirts and down their blouses are private places,” Quinter said. “However, right now Maryland law says it’s A-OK to take pictures up women’s skirts and down their blouses, as long as you do it in a public place.”
One such victim is Shelley Lebel. Lebel said pictures of her were taken without her knowledge while she dined at a Baltimore restaurant. She learned about the photos two weeks later when she returned to the restaurant and the young man who had taken the photo from an upper level dining area showed her the picture on his cell phone, saying “You’re my favorite.”
Hey Sondra!
I need some help and I thought you might guide me best. I have been pushing really hard for schools, churches, etc. to send stockings to soldiers and I would organize their Christmas campaigns. Well, the local news has called me and wants to do an interview on the project. I ABSOLUTELY don’t want any camera time but if it will help people to wake up and realize what soldiers and their family sacrifice I will do it. My question is if you had 30 seconds to say something on camera to get people motivated what would you say? And, I doubt wearing patriotic shoes will help! ha.
Thanks
Jodi
In my experience they do tend to guide you along...but making sure it’s where you wanna go is the trick.
What do you suggest? Bemember, it’s only about the length of time of say a tv commercial....which can seem like forever but ain’t.
Any stories to share?
Now DON’T fall off yur bike!
