Many people were shocked to learn how cheaply Dennis Kucinich was bought. Obama, while on AF1 offered Kucinich a tour of Area 51.
The Congressman was just thrilled shitless knowing that he was now going to meet RT.

I stand corrected.  The old guy does smile and clap at the end.

And it’s kind of fun to watch the people behind him as well.  The young guy in the white shirt delivers a pretty big yawn, scratches his ass, and seems completely oblivious to the fact he is on camera.  The older black guy looks hypnotized.  Not a flicker of an expression on his face the entire time.  It’s also fun to watch the reaction of his assembled props to his tear jerker sob story about Natoma.  Really, this is a snake oil pitch worth watching.  What a monumental toad this man is!

You guys should watch the full length version, if you can stomach it.  He makes other blunders as well.  And then there’s this gem: “If it’s good enough for the American people, then it’s good enough for those who send us to Washington ...” (?) Really?  Who did send you to Washington, then?

The only modern disaster that I can think of to come out of Hawaii is that crapalanche sitting in the Oval Office.

That the Rodina too, is infected with this madness makes me sad…

Assasination Insurance

Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Obama, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday: A man like Obama has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp: What does he want?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein’ born.

Water = Life.

It’s getting close.

The two skiffs were destroyed and the pirates were set free on the mothership after it had been cleared of weapons.... then sunk by gunfire....

Water.

This is probably one of the scariest things I’ve ever experienced in my life.

They’re using water as a weapon..............

If I were Costa or Cardoza, I would, when it got down to the wire, vote NO…

Then I would DARE the Gov’t to turn the water back off again; publicly announcing, “If the President thinks he can play games with the livelihoods of my constituents, or bribe or intimidate ME, he is ABOUT to get an education!”

Then I would turn Republican....

The growers there have been bitten once (at least). What makes those reps think it won’t happen again if/when enough votes are found?

“A ”firm no” (3.14.10) means “yes” (3.17.10)”.  Hmmm… What was firm pre-coitus is nearly always not so firm post-coitus.

What we have here is just a coupla’ weiner touchin’ buddies.

I think the Russian text says they prefer the old Star Trek.

Walgreens and Bartells sound like they’re testing the waters of Going Galt.

Remind me to stop by a Walgreens here to see if they would do the same thing. And then buy some stuff if they would.

PLEASE!!!  Put in a couple of your golden words for Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman while you’re at it!

I don’t get people.

The probably let the murderous pirates go because they were afraid of angering a bunch of namby-pamby pacifists.

I mean, come on, they’re pacifists, what are they gonna do? You have a warship!

If you don’t have a pair, at least act like you do! They’re PIRATES! REAL pirates, not Johnny Depp pirates!

Blow them out of the water.