Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms. [The] restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the “101 places to have sex before you die.”
Die? Doesn’t sound like safe sex to me.
One customer ... remembers ... seeing a copy of the Kama Sutra in the bathroom.
What, they’re out of Sears catalogs?
Toronto Public Health says as long as there’s no sex in the kitchen and the restaurant keeps its washrooms clean and sanitized, it’s not fussed. “As far as bodily fluids, it’s pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there,” ....
After all, it’s not like they’re stickin’ their thumbs in the soup.
[S]he’s hiring a maid to tidy the washrooms that weekend. “She’ll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies.”
Feather duster? Hey, wanna play “chicken?”
On the other hand, if she’s wearin’ a cute little French-maid outfit ...
DougM (constitutional fetishist) 
