You could put someone’s eye out!
*morons*

Dennis is wearing a different tie from the one he took off with.

Bill Mitchell, a former Wal-Mart employee who was shopping Wednesday at the store, said he was saddened to hear about the announcement He did it… Then he found a reporter to tell how it made him feel… but that, “As a black man, I’ve heard worse things.” Now he’s shopping around for a lawyer to handel his Discrimination law suit!

How does it pee?
In its pants. It starts all warm and ...
(What? I did? Oh, yeah. Next post up.)

Greetings:

In a similar but different vein, sometimes a public address system is just to much for the humorously inclined to avoid taking advantage of.

Back in the early ‘80s, I was working for the US Navy as a civilian printer at its plant in Great Lakes, Ill.  One of my co-workers was a guy, first-named Ben, whom I used to call Franklin in the hopes that some part of the greater man’s greatness would relocate itself to the younger man.  Focus was a bit of a problem for Ben as opposed to any deficiency in sense of humor.

One day, young Ben, having strayed from his more appropriate duties, was spotted by our Director, who, unthinkingly in my estimation, told Ben to call an all hands meeting for 2pm on our third deck (floor).  Ben, spotting an opportunity, “sine qua non”, summoned his most formal speaking voice and pressing the P.A. system’s microphone button, solemnly intoned, “There will be an all hands meeting on the third deck at 2pm this afternoon.  That’s 1400 hours for military types and for supervisors, the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the two.”

That day was also my introduction to the nanosecond which was the amount of time between Ben’s big finish and my being called to the Director’s office.

Kristy McColl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMjDfTeoQw

or

Loreena McKennitt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B7sH5QLyXY

Either way, you can’t lose.

JR knows all the phone systems and how they work and we’ve come up with some fun ideas from time to time for re-programming them..........

An excellent role well played.

Attention walmart customers: all Obama voters please go to the electrical department.  The wall plugs are painted in skittles flavors—Free for your enjoyment.  Commence to licking now!

Attention walmart customers: all democrat customers please leave the store country now.

FixedThatForYou

I thought it was bog too but a couple of the online scripts read as “bug”.

*shrugs*

Still....I think I’ll change it.

‘How does it pee?’ Concurrent with the de-gendering surgery, doctors re-crafted the alimentary canal to empty into a cloaca.  Post-surgery, the newly genderless ‘it’ found itself unable to resist the urge to perch on overhead wires and defecate on parked cars.

Attention walmart customers: all democrat customers please leave the store now.

Apparently the instructions for the PA were on the pillat pillar the phone was attached to.
GAAAAAH!

JonB… me too!

I didn’t laugh, I laughed my ass off.

Especially the reaction from the hyper thin-skinned entitlement crowd slag that instantly blamed the store instead of accepting that shit happens and there are dumb fucks in the world who will take advantage of anything they can to get a rise out of people.

They are like trained monkeys, and they reacted exactly as they’ve been taught.

i believe the proper usage is “..you Irish bog bastard..”

‘bug’ just don’t make no sense.

I saw someone at Wal Mart simply pick up the phone one time and page one of their kids. Apparently the instructions for the PA were on the pillat the phone was attached to.
Made me LMAO… kinda like this story did.
It could have been anyone

and left the Democrats with all the thinking

So is this an admission that the democrats can’t think?

Dammit, Hog! Yes....my slip’s been hanging outta my dress all day and no one fixed it for me?
That’s it. No more slips.

Is that kinda like allowing us to keep more of our paychecks so more people owe money to the IRS?
What a scam!