Warning shots? Why didn’t the Dutch sink the bastards? Oh, I forgot, the Netherlands is a Muslim country.

He lies. Again.
The actuality is that he doesn’t spend a lot of time worrying about following his oath to support and defend the Constitution, nor telling the truth.
Loathesome creature. I’ll bet he slithers around the White House at night.

That’s a beautiful coat. Where can I get one?

Happy St Patrick’s day to the Mary Kate’s out there from all us Sean Thornton wannabes.

Sorry, that statement is going to require that someone produce evidence that Democrats think.

And of course the leftist says the Republicans had no alternatives, which of course they did, because leftists are all congenital liars.

If you hooked a lie detector to a taser to each and every person, there would be hardly any leftists left after the first week.

Their pointy things look as if they are harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Cold is 32F, -15C is, is, well, too effin’ cold fer me.

Somebody needs to wait the requisite 90 days to get past the MSM’s attention span and do the same thing except say “white people.”

Compare and contrast.

You could put someone’s eye out!
*morons*

Dennis is wearing a different tie from the one he took off with.

Bill Mitchell, a former Wal-Mart employee who was shopping Wednesday at the store, said he was saddened to hear about the announcement He did it… Then he found a reporter to tell how it made him feel… but that, “As a black man, I’ve heard worse things.” Now he’s shopping around for a lawyer to handel his Discrimination law suit!

How does it pee?
In its pants. It starts all warm and ...
(What? I did? Oh, yeah. Next post up.)

Greetings:

In a similar but different vein, sometimes a public address system is just to much for the humorously inclined to avoid taking advantage of.

Back in the early ‘80s, I was working for the US Navy as a civilian printer at its plant in Great Lakes, Ill.  One of my co-workers was a guy, first-named Ben, whom I used to call Franklin in the hopes that some part of the greater man’s greatness would relocate itself to the younger man.  Focus was a bit of a problem for Ben as opposed to any deficiency in sense of humor.

One day, young Ben, having strayed from his more appropriate duties, was spotted by our Director, who, unthinkingly in my estimation, told Ben to call an all hands meeting for 2pm on our third deck (floor).  Ben, spotting an opportunity, “sine qua non”, summoned his most formal speaking voice and pressing the P.A. system’s microphone button, solemnly intoned, “There will be an all hands meeting on the third deck at 2pm this afternoon.  That’s 1400 hours for military types and for supervisors, the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the two.”

That day was also my introduction to the nanosecond which was the amount of time between Ben’s big finish and my being called to the Director’s office.

Kristy McColl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMjDfTeoQw

or

Loreena McKennitt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B7sH5QLyXY

Either way, you can’t lose.

JR knows all the phone systems and how they work and we’ve come up with some fun ideas from time to time for re-programming them..........

An excellent role well played.

Attention walmart customers: all Obama voters please go to the electrical department.  The wall plugs are painted in skittles flavors—Free for your enjoyment.  Commence to licking now!

Attention walmart customers: all democrat customers please leave the store country now.

FixedThatForYou

I thought it was bog too but a couple of the online scripts read as “bug”.

*shrugs*

Still....I think I’ll change it.

‘How does it pee?’ Concurrent with the de-gendering surgery, doctors re-crafted the alimentary canal to empty into a cloaca.  Post-surgery, the newly genderless ‘it’ found itself unable to resist the urge to perch on overhead wires and defecate on parked cars.

Attention walmart customers: all democrat customers please leave the store now.