I’ll have the waitress, no dressing.

I hear Teh iWun offered flowers, condolences, and a pain pill.

‘Cuz she’s 69 years old, y’know.

And I am...OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

I would like a sailor hat too!  Simple pleasures are the best!

Heh.... “Pre-Divorce Barbie” Retail Price:  Half yer stuff.

I just think it’s too bad that real wimmins don’t come with price tags as well so you know which ones you can afford.

What really gets me is that these people actually think they can be responsible for someone’s joy.

Sorry, Libs....that comes from within or from God ( is that the same thing? ).

Well, except if some hot Naval officer buys me a SAILOR HAT!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEE! I got a SAILOR HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did PETA get the plastic robot doll? Those lump on the lower lettuce leaf, were they plastic warts?

Maybe because 48% of the…

nahhh, too obvious even for me.

In earlier das there was a little program I had that you could turn on and every click of the mouse would produce a bullet hole on the screen (actually a picture of a bullet hole on the picture on the screen). 

I miss that now. 

Maybe I’ll have to print the pictures and drive miles to the rnge to put real bullet holes in the papers with the pictures.

Sorry to my Grandchildren. No more Espirit clothes for bithdays and Christmas.  Poppy has to boycott this manufacturor. 
Donating money to this asswipe’s campaign is like donating money to Wycliff Jean, ie; tossing it in the crapper.

Man, you guys crack me up. Thanks for the laughs.
She (?) sure doesn’t look like her Father, Julius.  And she altered her name a little. Now the face: UGLY. There.

But, Sean, you have no culture. You hang with dictators and shit. Oh no, do I have to go to prison now?

“Bucket of Warm Spit Runs For Vice-Governor”

Leave Daddy Warmbucks alone!!!

I did study the Socratic Method in Philosophy 101 back in the ‘60’s.  Since it’s 2000 years old and has survived this long, I’d guess it’s HARDLY radical ! >snicker<

OK, you start from the Socratic Method and I’ll start from Christianity- we’ll see who gets to Joy first........

Susan Lee

They could be doing something useful.. like cleaning out my garage..

Please join us as we incessantly speak about nothing.  We’ll blather on and on because we find nothing better than hearing the sound of our own voice.  Your mileage may vary.  So please come out and join the tens of mindless drones.

PS - Don’t forget to bring your pillows and blankets.

How sad is it his greatest contribution to society is playing a pothead in movie made in the 80s?  After that, it was all downhill.

such as the Socratic Method

I prefer the Sardonic or Sarcastic methods myself.