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SondraK, Lympian Slayer said:

^ Doug, to you watch The Office? We just started NetFlixing it...OMFG! I am so hooked.

Last night we saw the “diversity training” episode...... I have been bursting out laughing all day as I recall some of it.

ANYways....Doug, reading that opening part of your comment was as funny as when the boss guy played a “joke” on the receptionist and told her she was fired for stealing........

in 'today's ?'.
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DougM (commissarophobe) said:

The results of the vote are in,
and the Deems have it!
(What? No, not really. I just thought it was funny.)

Yeah, from now on, I’m callin’ ‘em The Deems.
(What? Yeah, Deemrats is good, too.)

By the way, Melissy?
I always seem to post right under you.
When ol’ Col Douglas Mortimer (my avatar) glances up your skirt?
It’s just coincidence.
Really!

in 'today's ?'.
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Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting said:

It was probably yelled out by some SEIU or Acorn thugs planted in the crowd to make the protesters look bad.
Indeed, Mumblix.

in 'Stop Makin' Stuff Up'.
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rocky said:

THEY lie!!

in 'Stop Makin' Stuff Up'.
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DougM (commissarophobe) said:

Living on a farm in Culpeper VA, there was a pack of local dogs (a few had collars) who visited my rough-coat Jack Russel on occasion. I assume they were trying to take her hunting with them, but she was yard and voice trained and never left unless I went with ‘er (would jump up on the Harley seat if she saw me carryin’ my helmet: and a good li’l motorcycle bitch she was, too). I chased that pack off a few times over a few weeks’ time, then they started scrappin’ six on one. I walked out with a snubby .22 with rat shot (like table salt). One shot at about 15 yds into the patoot of the one who turned away last was enough to keep the pack away for good. Molly watched them run off a-yelpin’, then looked up at me with an expression of awe I will never forget. Saved two dogs’ lives that day, I reckon.

Funny thing, though ...
the one I shot at?
Had this small disk thing hangin’ from it’s tail.
Looked like an air freshener.
(What? Yeah, true, at least I didn’t have to see it’s anus.)

in 'holey Chiwawa!'.
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SondraK, Lympian Slayer said:

It was probably one of his buddies sayin “ hey *igga wassup “.

That’s where *I* always hear the word anyways. It’s always a black guy saying it.

But anyways, this is total crap and I’m done with it. If these psycho mooks are trying to egg on Helter Skelter they’re doing a great job.........

in 'Stop Makin' Stuff Up'.
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Mumblix Grumph said:

It was probably yelled out by some SEIU or Acorn thugs planted in the crowd to make the protesters look bad.

I’m actually surprised they haven’t done that more often.

in 'Stop Makin' Stuff Up'.
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Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting said:

HOLY CRAP!
Glenn Beck is nailing it!

in 'today's ?'.
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Stilton said:

Lloyd- Glad to get you back here! Be healthy!

Regarding the vote, I’m expecting some wild-ass chicanery, misdirection, and fireworks on Sunday.

in 'today's ?'.
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DougM (commissarophobe) said:

I ... uh ...
I forgot what I was gonna say.
Melissy threw a Bettie Page at me.

in 'This guy reads funny'.
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Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting said:

I don’t think it will be out of her hat. She’ll be pulling something out the other end.

in 'today's ?'.
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accipiter NW said:

EMT, re dogs muzzle. I saw this post at another site and it mentioned this pic was taken over Norway during a practice mission, and that sometimes the dog (at least) is fed oxygen for some of the heights they practice from. The slobber comment makes sense too.

in 'wow.'.
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Bob1 said:

If just 4 of these vote no, we win.

Instapundit says we got four no’s:
http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/96089/

Here’s hoping that’s true.  I wouldn’t put it past Pelosi to pull a stinker out of her hat.

in 'today's ?'.
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Bob1 said:

Should I change it back?

Uh, hell no?

in 'today's ?'.
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Colonel Jerry USMC (ret.) said:

I will be amazed if they don`t have the votes Sunday.  We aren`t dealing with rocket scientists here, rather low-lifes that would never play poker without a stacked deck!!!!!!!

Odds are in favor of a RAT suicide election in November.  AND no body will be more surprised then the lemmings who jumped over the cliff and squashed themselves on the rocks below.........

THAT will be Job 1 for us peeps.

in 'today's ?'.
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Bob1 said:

While I think it was cheesy to shoot the dog, the Chihuahua’s owner is at fault for not keeping his dog under control.  Period.  Mueller controlled his.

I know some suburban areas in the Rocky Mountain west are still considered open range, which means you can shoot predators and other nuisances.  I’d be surprised if Alaska didn’t have something similar on the books, and whether such applies in this case.

in 'holey Chiwawa!'.
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Bob1 said:

70-something down here in Alabama (finally!  We’ve been averaging 20 degrees cooler than normal), beautiful day.  So I did the Spring cleanup of the lawn.  Set the mower down two additional notches, attached the rather smallish grass-catcher, and proceeded to shave the winter stubble off the lawn.  I don’t mulch it this first time, since there’s some damned much of it, it chokes the lawn.  Make one pass, stop the mower, empty the grass catcher; rinse, lather repeat. Anyway, six hours and twenty-five 54-gallon trash bags later, it’s time for a Motrin cocktail.

Woulda been a gorgeous day for a motorcycle ride, but I gotta do the yard.

in 'Happy First Day of Spring!'.
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Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting said:

We are finally coming full circle.  So beware progressives, be very aware. We are everywhere. We are watching and waiting. And now we know.
Indeed, tct… indeed.

in 'This guy reads funny'.
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Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting said:

Just received this in an email:

*9 UNDECIDED DEMOCRATS.  WE NEED 4, THEY NEED 6 TO WIN.

The National Republican Congressional Committee (CodeRed) has the whip count at just 9 undecided Democrats on Obamacare.  If just 4 of these vote no, we win.  If 6 vote yes, we lose.  We predict 4 no votes, and 5 yes votes, (216 no - 215 yes), details follow.  We’ve faxed all 9 repeatedly, but it’s not too late to add your name (again) to our petition.  God knows House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) is calling them too. 
IT’S TIME TO PRAY.

in 'today's ?'.
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mech (discriminating characterist) said:

Yes, Melissa. keep this one for a bit. Always a refreshing distraction.

I also think they’re feeling some heat and looking for another trick or three.

in 'today's ?'.
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