Remember the brilliant Ronald Regan skit done by Phil Hartmann on SNL???
Ronnie was running circles around everyone and master of everything.
They meant it as a slam against the Gipper, but I always thought they got more of it right than wrong....

Inbreeding, indeed!
He really is quite out of his mind!

What about Gore’s,Obama’s,Reid’s.Pelosi’s, et. al.’s bullshit footprint?

Every time I walk my dog we use oxygen (omg) and exhale carbon dioxide (omg).  I leave foot footprints, she leaves paw footprints.  So every step we leave oxygencarbonfootpawprints. Damn that’s a lot.

No more talk of guns and ammo--- you need code words

I would like to nominate “Pie & Ice Cream”. Everybody likes pie!

Not to mention: I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice Cream!

This is the same crowd that thinks looking at pictures of dog urine and getting vomited on by trannies makes them superior to people in fly over country.

I, too like the tilde “~”.

It takes something certain and makes it less so.  This way if you make a statement and need to modify it, you can always say that it was just and approximation anyway.

I remember my son asking about when I retired, how much Social Security would pay me.
I told him, I will receive nothing, because all the monies I paid would be gone. He did not believe me.
The government is a bigger den of thieves than the people going around kicking down doors in our area.
Only difference between the two?
No one is looking to arrest the government.

Andy, that video never fails to make me laugh my fanny off!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WHY?
She already needs a scooter to shop… dear heavens!
12,000 calories a day?
Men pay to watch her eat? Have they ever seen a hog in slop?
I just ate lunch and that is just… ewwwwwww
Yeesh… there are days I am lucky to get 1,000 calories.

Well the best revenge is that we got the babes and they got the...well I’m not sure what Botox and its gang really are?

but… but, Colonel Jerry…
Think of the explosion in blood sucking, vampirical, government, phlebotomy jobs it will create.

They never took basic science and don’t understand “conservation of matter,” “conservation of mass,” and that atoms are not destroyed, nor created, in chemical reactions.  ...but they want to run our lives anyway.

The NAG gang had no comment… Imagine that!
Is it time to lock and load yet?

Remember Obama deciding that he wasn’t going to build a nuclear waste repository at Yucca Mountain, in Nevada?

There is a nuclear waste “trust fund” too.  It is collecting a tax through your electric bill, if your utility has nuclear power.  By stopping Yucca Mountain, Obama doesn’t have to spend any more trust fund money on it.  The government owes itself about $20 billion via the trust fund.

But guess what?  The tax remains and continues to be collected.

I’m super-cereal about that, too.

Hello, America! I’m the new-agey slut that ex-Presidential candidate was banging like a set of bongo drums during the campaign (while his wife was off doing something cancery) and here’s my little meal-ticket…

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/politics/201004/rielle-hunter-john-edwards-exclusive-interview

I guess these libs in reality want women barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.  How progressive!!

Oops—correction—barefoot, NOT pregnant, but in slutty outfits in the kitchen or bedroom.

I hate this double standard, just like the one that blacks can’t leave the liberal plantation or they’re “Uncle Toms.”

Methinks the Author has used up their entire ration of Pb, causing the delirium, cognitive deficits, learning disabilities as shown in the writing.....

Finally, we have a model for: “The Useless Eater”!  Can a sculpture be far behind?