It’s the Joooooooos.

“Who is this dead dog, who dares to speak to my lord this way? Please, God, allow me to lop off his head!” --Book of Samuel.

You guys are probably responsible for most of the computer damage in the country.  Curmudgeons and computers don’t belong together!  Say it don’t spray it.  Where have I seen that?  OK, maybe drinks and computers don’t mix.

We’re about the only ones though that get the “They’re Heeeere” thing.  That stupid movie sucked and I’ve never seen it again.  I paid money to see that thing!

It’s a wonder she didn’t get hit by lightning.

Right he left a tingling legacy.

Deem, Deemocrats, Deemons

Meh..sounds right

Digi - Thank you for expressing my feelings as well. Dante had a special place in hell for those of Nancy’s ilk.

Colonel Jerry - I would be perfectly happy if not another Demonrat was EVER elected again!

Is the legacy tingling?

Airdale: Because they have a “higher education”.

I’d like to put a “stake” through his legacy. . . and we thought Carter was bad!

Why was it, “Bush’s War” but is not now “Obama’s War”??

Why are you such a racist that you feel a need to draw attention to the President’s race?

Why are liberals emotionally-besotted, intellectually stunted fuck-knuckles?

Healthcare `nee Obamacare will be the **Little Big Horn** for the RAT Party. They have boxed themselves into 2 options: 1) attempt to get this bill into a law by scheming unconstitutional procedures or, 2) fail to get this bill made a law.  In either option the RATz will lose their majorities in the House and greatly reduce their numbers in the Senate. Why? Because option (1) will reap the wrath of all the conservatives(and some libtards) in the midterms this November.  Option (2) will destroy the “Cred” of the RAT Party`s ability to govern this country; they will have put us into HUGE debt for “zero” return.  The result: RATz can kiss their sorry asses goodbye from Congress & the White House for, probably, a decade!

The RAT label will be attached to the deficit for a generation of electoral campaigns and they won`t be able to wiggle out of the charge because they **owned** both Houses when they voted for this huge and unproductive expenditure of tax dollars that were not even there when they voted for all the debt increases!

Restoring the RAT Party back to credibility will be very problematic in my humble opinion (...but there will always be sheeples showing up in voting booths...)

Is your wife a nagger?

Nope, but our new son is, and that’s why I wants me a di-vorce.

Not going to let the government have any more control?

Oh goodie, another “free” service from a government-regulated (owned?) operation.

In line with one of the comments at the site, next week sanitation workers will be on-call 24/7 to flush our toilets for us. Possibly after being cross-trained by the health department to distinguish between the colors and consistincies of pre-flush content and how to notify said department of possible health problems.

Neotony?
Nepotism?
Nexus?
Niagara?
Nincompoop?
Noachian?
Nihility?

Help me out here…

DougM: That is the way Tyrants work, but the sleeping masses are more interested in TV shows.

Ironic that one of the most popular is called “Lost”

I would deem that each year, one highschool class, from each state, be sent to Europe to visit Auschwitz, Dachau, and Normandy along with pre-qualified WWII historians who would be monitored when teaching.

And you thought dealing with your insurance company was bad already.

Remember also, the IRS is just the tip of an immense iceberg. Over one hundred new agencies and commissions, remember? And that’s just Federal level, many will have to be dealt with by new State and local bureaucracies.