In a society obsessed with school testing, one public school in New York City has achieved the perfect score.
One hundred percent — every single student — of the eighth grade at Harlem Village Academy passed the state’s math test.
What’s the key to the school’s success?.........................
..........discipline and order and expectations.............
FARK
No mention of his wife’s penis??
in 'Um... what, now?'.Next he’s going to say it’s their fault that he appears flat on camera.
It’s not the kind of thing you can gloss over.
in 'Um... what, now?'.You had me at Tri-Tip!!
in 'Cultural Artifacts'.Catch and Release! (tits below legal size...)
[ahem...] Col Jerry Sir! Why don’t you just bomb the shit of my ‘innocent civilian’ house with a fucking F-18 or sumpin? Yer killing me over here anyway?!1eleventy!
P.S. I did not laugh at the esteemed Colonel’s comment. I was merely ‘empathizing’.
in '*knock*knock*'.It sounds gruesome but if the enemy has to resort to eating captured soldiers, that’s a good sign.
in 'here's where that pork-fat suntan lotion comes in handy'.What’s this? Did Governor Sanford’s story just get weirder?
in 'today's stuff found I found on Larry the Lympian's puter when I hacked it'.I’m with AWM. It’s wasteful to kill off the sharks. After all, what else is gonna clean up the mess after our warships sink the Somali pirate vessels? Or, better yet, after an oil tanker rams that Greenpeace rustbucket?
in '*knock*knock*'.This thing has been on my hard drive forever. I didn’t know why I saved it, then, but now I do.
The Shine Police?
Is that a band? it sounds racist.
You got Europeans immigrating? How odd.
in 'Cultural Artifacts'.He apparently got downwind of himself.
in 'Someone Finally Explain to Him What He Did?'.”If the bullet had just been fired wouldn’t the slide on the gun be going back?”
That reminds me of an illustration I saw years ago, of a guy firing a revolver—and a spent shell casing popping out of the top of it.
in 'ToDaZeD Odd Bedfellows'.I think they just want a religious excuse to eat Large American Cock.
Come and get it, Sheiky Poo.
in 'here's where that pork-fat suntan lotion comes in handy'.“Siberian” is not a race. Yet. But I’m sure somebody’s working on it.
That reminds me: I need to get myself declared a “race”.
Any help would be appreciated. I’ll give you 10% off the top.
Call me, but only if you’re ‘deeply concerned’.
in 'Cultural Artifacts'.You spelled “fulks” wrong.
in 'Um... what, now?'.Goggle maps says Larry only 51 miles away from his lover
“I won’t have what he’s having.”
in 'evidently, one can actually be too good ...'.How much did the consultant win in his bet at the bar?
“You won’t believe what I am going to make this company do.”
in 'makin copies'.She’s a twit, but I agree with her. If you’re going to kill any animal for food, you have to make full use of it. Killing sharks for only their fin is like hacking a steak off a live cow and letting it bleed to death and rot. It’s a disgusting practice.
in '*knock*knock*'.Hell, anything is good when cooked Cajun… nutria, coon, hell even a middle-aged (probably pampered) Sheikh.
Yes, but you’ll want to remove the Pampers first.
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So it’s ok for a Muslim to eat a Christian or a Jew or an infidel? I don’t know how they could tell, really. Usually they aren’t marked as such. They had really ought to be careful ... you are what you eat, you know!
in 'here's where that pork-fat suntan lotion comes in handy'.
