I shot a rapist.

You asked Miss Melinda over for coffee yet?

I think I know why there’s a shortage of punkins:

It’s just not worth it to even try to get through to these people.

Yea no Playboy mags for the butthole bandits.

Lloyd ... Yes, that, and there are other ways to get fetal stem cells without destroying a fetus.

Incredible accomlishments, people!  Nobel Prizes all around!!! :D

Considering their close-minded clientele, it was probably a good business decision on their part.

I am proud of my wife and family and that I made it through some very dicey times and God preserved me and kept me whole till I had to retire.  Then I survived surgery.

“He moves like baboon . . . with two crubbed feet! “

...omg is that a REMO WILLIAMS quote I see??!!?!?

ahaahaha @ “Big Pumpkin”

Maybe GREAT pumpkin??!?!

Greetings:

Somehow, I can’t imagine President Barack Who’sVain Obama ever being in a fight, nevermind winning one.  With those girly arms and hands, he would have been known as “Lunch Money” in my part of the Bronx.

Hoorah for her give her a clap.

Greetings:

Speaking of hysterias, shouldn’t Santa be more worried about global warming?

Or, the dreaded and nearly always fatal Yellow Snow?

Trader Joe’s is all broke out with canned pumpkin...pumpkin.

What would you expect there all cocksucker and cornholers. They hate women bet you could see the guy shudder just at the mention of a female name unless they look like a man.

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I haven’t drowned any of the passengers in my car by driving off a bridge drunk.

At first read it seems to me (and I’m a retard) that its a techno gimmik.  Then I thought “if she’s not hearing his voice live during this intense moment, is she more likely to worry about the well being of her baby’s father?”.

You know I have never ate an Eggos in my life. Now punkin and sweet ataer pie different story. We ought to see who’s got the best receipe by everyone overnighting um to me and I will test um out.