hold me - I’m gettin’ dizzy

Ok—during the campaign we learned about astroturfers, those “Concerned Christian Conservatives” who “have voted Republican all their little lives” but now were “beginning to wonder bla bla bla...” and “maybe I’ll vote for ∏eh ∅ne” “just this once.” Yanno—morons seminar callers.  Now the shoe is on the other hoof, so to speak.

What we have here, boyz’n’guurlz is reverse-astroturfing.

AMERICAN NETWORK MONITORING ANTI-OBAMA ACTIVITIES

A site dedicated for American citizens monitoring and reporting all anti-obama [ a Regular Person would Capitalize That, DumbAss.  Or has it become generic, already—like kleenex?] activities taking place on the world wide web.

A site dedicated to the preservation of truth, justice and the American way. Where true American citizens can monitor and report [to *whom*?] all anti-obama activities taking place on the world wide web. [gonna fink on *report* the EUs giggling over ∏eh R∅∅b, too?  Careful—they might wet themselves.]

This is a place where one [one what?] can post and report on all activities, web sites and or blogs that would be considered erroneous, slanderous or detrimental to the newly elected President of the United States.  [*reporting* instead of, oh I dunno, *challenging* errors, slanders and detrimental statements?  fine idea.  for a three year old.  a particularly slow and enfeebled three year old.  but I guess ya gotta play to your own strengths...] There are those who go under the disguise of patriotism who seek to undermine the President by reporting false allegations as truth and there by starting a incendiary viral campaigns based on lies and innuendo.  [like, I imagine, that whole lying video about bowing to a Saudi Cretin?  That kinda innuendo?][admit it—you only used that word not cuz you actually know what it means but because it kinda makes ya hot, am I right?]

This site is dedicated to exposing all of them. Bringing those guilty of playing with the fire of deceitful comments [bwaaaaaahahahahahahahhaaaaa… good one] out of their secret little lairs, the forums where they think they are safe to discuss their hate mongering and racist ways and expose them to the light of day for all the public to see.  [srsly?  no, rly?  You rly think those “raaacist” and “hate mongererer” terms haven’t been worn to a dingy nub by now?  I don’t think you could scare a Vassar coed with that.  srsly, duude.]

They are extremely scared of this, so please for the sake of the American way, [retcon] join our cause and root out these sites and post them for all the world to see.

Yeah.  Pardon me while I shake in my boots for a while....  ok—I think I’m done, now.  Thing is....  this is the entirety of the front page—and all the other pages are password protected.  Swell job of finkery reportage, Stool Pigeon Boy.

I’ll tell ya what I do feel a tad askeert of, tho.  This ..."person" might be driving on the same freeway with me or even walking on the same sidewalk.  And, frankly, I’m kinda askeert his impacted asshattery might assplode.

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