If this flock of dumbass duffers can make it inside, what’s stopping a team of “professionals”?

I’m sure a team of pros would do a lot more than toss around some sunflower seeds.

It’s September 10th again.

They do this shit in this country because they know they can get away with it. Just about anyother place that has nukes (China, f’rinstance) they quite likely would have been shot on the spot!

Good thing I hung up when I did ; )

Frau Merkel smiled the whole time while she said, “Hey Biden, for a while I had a socialist vice-chancellor named Frank-Walter Steinmeier.  Now we just had an election, and you know what I did to him?  Sent him into permanent political oblivion.

Think what I could do campaigning against a toady socialist like you!”

At which point Mr. Biden’s grin left his face.

...I didn’t tell you about the leak I found under the sink either............

Methinks Mr. Gibbs may have misspoken.  Not watching returns???

I think he meant to say that Obama was not watching RERUNS.

That was Buzz’ originally. That one’s gotten a lot of play :)

Nice job ;)

(I’m still grumpy though)

LMAO putting this together.

Thanks to SK’s readymade Plan-O-Matic template.

AFTER she had dropped out!
That’s the women too ugly for NOW vote.
Or just plain people too stupid to be allowed to vote.

It all looked so good on paper, didn’t it, Barry?

So logical.  So flawless.  Step by step instructions for undermining a nation and crushing the scattered, disorganized remnants of opposition. All would go according to plan.

It was f’n inevitable.

Alinsky sold you a bill of goods, you pathetic, grinning, glad-handing tool.

I guess you didn’t vet your ideological heroes any better than your czars.

geezerette, the same GOP that backed Dide Scozzafava ran the last black republican outta the house several years ago. His name was JC Watts (R) OK.

Gully, you mean lethal accessories like thongs and bikinis?

You probably already knew, but I should make absolutely sure: that pic is the work of the earth-shatteringly awesome Stoaty Weasel, off whose Wacom tablet I am not fit to windex fingerprints.

We are completely mail in votes now. I used to at least go down to the library and pretend I was voting but today they directed me to a steel box in the middle of the parking lot around the corner...........

The NY thing is reason # 588767656 why the mail in shit is one of the biggest pits in my stomach. I’m very very very disheartened at the moment.

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You just made me have to clean my monitor.

I remember exactly where that Parlez vous line is from. Made me LOL, it did.

Hoffman Conceded

Now there’s a guy that deserves a Beer Dance!!!!!!!  Sondra, shall we take a donation and send it to him? ;)

YTG - IMHO, not the President, but members of Congress.

What we really need is an amendment that requires a runoff between the first and second place candidates when there is no majority among three or more.  That may have saved us from Clinton, e.g. if we had that in place.

I saw some returns earlier for NY 23...Enough chumps voted for Scazzafava to tip the election...AFTER she had dropped out!