up and over the top of the sofa

Been there, done that.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

up and over the top of the sofa

PeggyU… I just had to go spit out my mouthful of yogurt, fruit and Chererios in a fit of gagging and laughing all at the same time............

My breakfast: the end.

ooops

Yeah! :D

That’s the gun the IRS is buying........
(the pic links to the story on that)

One of the nastiest things, I think, is hearing a cat in the process of throwing up as you are drifting off to sleep.  You just know that when you get up to try to find it, you are going to step in it with your bare feet.

Which reminds me of another incident ... My aunt and uncle (who live several states away from us) had a basenji.  We had taken a vacation and went to visit them, so, even though it was summer, my aunt decided to prepare a big turkey dinner, with sauerkraut, dumplings, and gravy ... the works.  She had set the turkey on the counter and became occupied with some other chore ... and Maggie seized the moment and managed to snarf down a good portion of the turkey.  But that wasn’t the worst of it.  The next morning, my cousin found that the dog had had a major gastrointestinal episode all over the living room.  The dog had vomited on the carpet and there was a trail of diarrhea that for some unfathomable reason went up and over the top of the sofa and down the hallway.

Great not only does the government think we are too dumb to buy our own light blubs, but they think we need them to show us how to install them.

And I really have no idea if that’s a Remington, btw.

I would deem congress should take a year-long life-long recess.

FIFY.

I think Mr. Remington (pictured above) may be getting a bit of my future tax payment soon.  Now that would stimulate jobs- solid manufacturing jobs.

I would deem an implementation of the 10th Amendment.

His legacy is a ship that has already sailed.  I think he will go down as an unmitigated diaster on par with or even surpassing Jimmy Carter and a pathetically obvious affirmative action hire who was in way over his (swollen) head.

I’d deem that I’m 30 yrs. old, knowing what I know now.  And that I’m gorgeous and hung. Oh, wait...... :D

No, Sondra, I noticed it in the middle of the afternoon as I was putting away some laundry in the bedroom, thank goodness!

However, I just recalled this incident.  Several years ago, I worked at a small savings and loan.  One of the loan officers was a very fine looking young man who was always impeccably dressed.  One day he came to work, and there was something gross sticking to the back of his pants.  It took us a while to muster up the nerve to mention it, but finally one of the secretaries told him he needed to go perform a wardrobe check.  It turned out he had left the car window down and his cat had hopped in and hurked up a semi-digested mouse on the driver’s seat.

I would deem socialism to be hate based belief system.  Any adherents would then be guilty of hate crimes.  Same of rmarxists and communists.

EVERYTHING. Every tax, every CFR, every crime, every appointment, every confirmation of appointment, every creation of position, the whole thing.

It’s April, 1789 all over again.

Give the kids some .22s and lets go plinking.

I would deem every currently valid act of congress invalid on July 4, 2014. 

Everything now on the books would remain the law until that date.  But unless it was passed or otherwise voted on during the next session of congress, it would expire on 7-4-12.

You have an election in six months, then almost two years to start it all over from scratch, and an election right after you do.

Do they mow lawns as well?  How about painting?  Washing the truck?  Cause I have a list of things to do this weekend and could sure use the extra help.

Greetings:

Do the people get to tell the city workers where to install those worthless fluorescent bulbs?