Now if they only had a Commander In Chief with a sack.

Ooh Rah

I love Depp, especially since he learned that saying nasty things about this country hit him like a cloud of moths, right in the pocketbook.  I went for sometime boycotting his movies, as did MANY others.  He learned and apologized.  I respect a person who learns from their mistakes.

As for the kids, my 11 year old Grand asked me, “Grandma?  When you....um, when...I mean, after you, you know, when, er....when-you- don’t-want-your-shotgun-can-I-have-it?” She tried so hard not to say, “When you die, can I have it?” I told her she sure could.  Now I have to go out and buy tiny tags and stick them on stuff with the Grand’s names on them so there isn’t any fighting.

Fist, Helen Thomas kicks ass, then the ACLU sticks up for a gun owner, Now uberlib Depp likes guns?

Mad, I say!  The world is going MAD!

So Hog, tell me how you really feel.

Idaemon, There was a link at the bottom of the post.

posted by Karl @ 2:09 PM Permalink 6 comments Post a comment

It wasn’t easy to see.

Are we only allow one guess?

Thanks for the plug SondraK!!

iDaemon: I’ll put your guess into the comments. 

Karl

Peter
thats pretty much it.

Trooper
That was very good. I stated from day one that gore was doing this for the money and he does not care if he destroys all middle class Americans. They say he is on track to become the first green billionaire. May he rot for the damage he has done.

TDH
I grade my own cabbage for slaw it has to be the right consistancy and crispy not the card board that comes in those packages. It is to big and limp. It also must have small crisp pieces of crisp green pepper maybe a little shredded carrot if you like real carrot then the proper dressing or it is unacceptable to go with que or anything else down south.

Stepp
Mark my words Sarah is running in a couple months she will be doing radios spots ala Ronald Reagan, Maybe even a radio or TV show. This woman is not the type to lay down. She will be formidable but I still think Romney is the guy this time because of his financial experience. She very well may end up as Vice again then President from there. She is on very solid footing no matter what the left tries to do. Her reasons were sound.

Damn Stepp
That sounds wonderful send it to me.

Bob
There is one way the hard way.

I could shoot before I could ride without training wheels! Because of my life-long association with weapons, I am naturally safe and respectful of them and have passed that on to my children. Gun safety should be mandatory in all schools. I mean, we teach kids about condoms and safe sex, and though deadly, AIDS sure won’t kill you as dead as fried chicken, even before the shell casing hits the floor.

“I’m sorry to see here retire from office, I think she is done as a candidate for any office. I think she is done with politics.”

I agree. Like most decent people who get a taste of what passes for “political discourse” and that lousy institution we used to call “the free press” just realize it’s not worth it. Sarah can write her own ticket in the private sector or just go on the lecture tour. Like Churchill, she may be in the wings waiting for her country to finally realize she was right and call her back.

That the best and brightest won’t run for public office should tells us all something about our sciety and underscore the reason why we have the insipid ass-clowns in Congress on both sides of the aisle, but especially on the left, where there is no shame and what little moral outrage exists takes place in a vacuum of “relativism”.

Thanks for your service, Bob, but Godaddy.com sucks, and is a shameful rip-off. Thanks for forcibly kidnapping two years and thousands of dollars worth of my work and demanding some outrageous ransom to get it back.

Screw you, Bob. I hope you have a fucking aneurism while screwing your little herd of rejected playboy bunnies.

Godaddy.com sucks and so do you, Bob. How you can sleep at night is a mystery to me. Buy yourself some more gold earrings. That’s always a good look on a 60-something fat jerk-off, glorified used car salesman.

Did you think I was going to forget, Bob? Nuh-uh.

Godaddy.com sucks

OMG! Sondra… that shot of him in the bathtub…
*fans self*

Motrin and Beer

The Lunch of Middle-Aged Champions...;)

Screw Guns
Rudyard Kipling

Smoking my pipe on the mountings,
Sniffing the morning cool,
I walks in my old brown gaiters,
Along ‘o my own brown mule;
With seventy odd Gunners behind me,
An’ never a beggar forgets
That it’s only the pick of the Army;
That handles the dear little pets ....
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _

For you all loves the Screw Guns,
The Screw Guns they all loves you
So when we calls round with a few guns
Of cause you will know what to do - hoo
Just send in your Chief and surrender
‘Tis worse if you fights or you runs,
You may go where you please;
You can skid up the trees
But you don’t get away from the guns.

They sends us along where the roads are,
But mostly we goes where they ‘aint,
We’d climb up the side of a sign board
An’ trust to the stick ‘o the paint;
We’ve chivied the Naga and Looshai,
We’ve given the Afreedeeman fits,
For we fancies ourself at two thousand,
We guns that are built in two bits

_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _

For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...

If a man won’t work, why we drills ‘im
An’ teaches ‘im ‘ow to behave,
If a beggar can’t march why we kills him
And rattles ‘im into his grave;
You’ve got to stand up to our business,
An’ spring without snatching or fuss,
D’you say that you sweat with the field guns
By God you must lather with us.

_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _

For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...

The eagles is screamin’ around us
The river’s a moanin’ below
We’re clear of the pine an’ the oak scrub
We’re out on the rocks an’ the snow
And the wind is as thin as a whiplash
That carries away to the plains
The rattle and stamp of the lead mules
The jinklety-jink ‘o the chains

_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _

For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...

Theres a wheel on the Horns ‘o the Morning,
An’ a wheel on the edge of the pit,
An’ a drop into nothing beneath you,
As straight as a beggar can spit,
Wi’ the sweat runnin’ out ‘o your shirt sleeves
An’ the sun off the snow in your face
An’ ‘alf ‘o the men on the drag ropes
To hold the old gun in ‘er place

_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _

For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...

Smoking my pipe on the mountings
Sniffing the morning cool
I climbs in mi’ old brown gaiters
Along ‘o my old brown mule
The monkey can say what our road was,
The wild goat ‘e knows where we passed,
Stand Easy, you long eared old Darlin’s
Out drag ropes, wi’ shrapnel - Hold fast

For you all loves the Screw Guns
The Screw Guns they all love you
So when we takes tea with a few guns
Of cause you will know what to do - hoo
Just send in your Chief and surrender
‘Tis worse if you fights or you runs,
You may hide in your caves
They’ll be only your graves
For you CAN’T get away from the GUNS.

Anna830, no.

He still hasn’t recovered from Melissy last year :)

iDaemon , *I* had a crush on Mariel Hemingway too.

“I can’t wait to tell the Internet.”

That was awesome.

Off to buy pink duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!