“He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis,” Teegarden said.
“He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis,” Teegarden said.


Thank you, Chuck. Truly.
I tried to find your e-mail the other day to thank you and IV for sticking your necks out the other day on my behalf but couldn’t seem to find it.
Sarah Palin and her family haven’t done ANYthing wrong. What they have done to her and Bush is unforgiveable....and I hold a seething resentment for it.
It is my mission in life to make them pay.
Think I’m kidding?
in 'This *Is* "Change"'.The irony is that when people have real things to hide of which the public has a right to know, the MSM looks the other way. The only time they dig and probe and pry is when the facts are theirs to manufacture, modify or assign responsibility for.
A partial list of the MSM looking the other way: Conrad and Dodd got a 3% loan from Countrywide Mortgage; Obama’s birth certificate, the benefactors for his education, his relationship with Ayers and Wright; Conyer’s wife’s indictment on bribery charges; the sale of Obama’s senate seat; off-shore campaign donations to Obama to the tune of millions; ACORN, corruption and their ties to the Obama campaign; Larry Sinclair, OBama and cocaine; Rangel and his taxes; Michelle Obama’s show-up-and-get-paid job; persecution of global warming denying scientists and government employees; Al Gore’s 100-million dollar global warming profits; the real cost of the Obamas’ “date” night in NYC.... that was from stream of consciousness in about two minutes.
The Fourth Estate has become a politicized, willing Fifth Column! In my opinion, along with their objectivity they have also abrogated their protections as the “free press”. A pox on all of them, especially the WaPo and their “pay to play” scheme that was revealed yesterday!
in 'This *Is* "Change"'....Sooner or later you will have to listen to your friends are realize she is not the perfect one for you.
I guess that would depend upon who your ‘friends’ are, wouldn’t it?
I mean, I have ‘friends’ who are 60-years-old and will look you straight in the eye and swear to you that KISS is the greatest rock band of all time.
If all you care about is being popular with your little ‘friends’, maybe you’re still living in your little Happy Place™. In High School. Or worse.
Some people grow up.
in 'This *Is* "Change"'.He does resemble that annoying lizard creature in one of those later, unwatchable, Star Wars movies.
Yes, I know. I’m a racist for pointing out the painfully obvious. Save your breath. Sue me.
in 'Light-bringer or light-sucker?'.Unlike most reptiles though, Teh Won’s skin is so thin you can’t do anything with it, and except for the moobs, it’s so stringy the meat ain’t worth eating.
in 'Light-bringer or light-sucker?'.What ever she does, I truly, hope that she tells the GOP/RNC to pack sand!
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.The best description of Palin I have heard so far is that she is like that crazy ex-girlfriend. When you first meet her everything is great, you think she is the one and everything about her is terrific. Your friends try to point out odd things about her and why she probably isn’t the one but you continue to stick up for her. The longer you are around her the more odd she becomes. Other people say things about her that are mean and un-called for and you continue your defense and keep wanting to believe she is the most wonderful thing.
Sooner or later you will have to listen to your friends are realize she is not the perfect one for you.
in 'This *Is* "Change"'.I’ve been hanging about that ‘Lympia place this past week or so. They are kind of assholey, some of them. Those folks sucking off the guberment teet think that they are pretty special.
Worster yet is how some of them treat our beloved Headmissy.
I am thinking that it might be getting to be time to go vidit my kids that work at Raytheon and get some toys to strap on to my other friend Rodger’s B-52.
Missy, you and yours are going to have to come up here for a day or two, plus my bride is goung to have to skip work a coupla days. It is time to Rachell Pancake those asshats.
Look at the guy’s earrings in the picture, and I think he has some sort of odd tattoo on his arm.
in '*'.Greetings:
I have no ill will towards Governor Palin, but I still can’t get past her resigning before the end of her term. In my mind, when you run for elective office, you have committed yourself to filling out your term of office. To resign, is to fail to fulfill your contract with the citizenry.
I now live in California where we have term limits on elective offices and it seems to me that no one very much shares my view. If you make a deal, keep the deal.
Governor Palin has my sympathy for the way she and her family have been treated. I very much share her work hard and have some fun attitude. But, a deal’s a deal.
in 'This *Is* "Change"'.“Tacticists? ”
I say we take off and nuke the MSM and left from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
in 'This *Is* "Change"'.I still think the current Prez could have brought Michael back to life with a “laying on of hands” if it hadn’t been for that second autopsy…
in '*'.The last thing he needs is a tan.
in 'Light-bringer or light-sucker?'.mech & Bob1-
What ever doesn’t kill us......just delays the inevitable.
Ours was very well done. Tammy was a BIG hit.
in 'today's KisPSA'.“Today’s News [Mark R. Levin]
Palin is running for president, get used to it.”
http://tinyurl.com/nlr32z
We need a looser pays law here in AK to make these baseless ethics complaints go away.
Rob
in 'This *Is* "Change"'.Mech—the Klingon version of that saying is “that which does not kill us has made a tactical mistake.” But it also applies here on Earth. Those who attack us have just self-identified as the enemy.
in 'This *Is* "Change"'.Small Cocks, that’s pretty good. The one on the left (how appropriate) appears to be Mr. Susan Sarandon and I think his condition is 1) genetic and 2) congenital. The one o the right looks for all the world like the north end of a south bound Kerry.
in 'today's stuff I found on Larry the Lympian's puter when I hacked it'.Remember: “Assassination insurance”
A caveman couldn’t have made a better choice.
in 'jackass (cont'd)'.




