



LOL @ geezerette! It is hard to believe that just a few short weeks ago,
(Feb 24) it was snowing in my neck of the woods!
Seeing as we’ve had temps in the 60’s all week and I being the pit bull that I am insisted on getting the yard raked the furnisher from in under the big blue tarp and on the deck-- turning our garden into a place to sit and watch the birds instead of a bait pile for the many deer that walk thru our yard and eat everything. Now Mother Nature is mad because i rushed Spring and we are suppose to get snow this week end-- whoda thunk? I think we might have had our summer.
in 'is it Spring yet?'.Hi! Bugs...You seen Elmer Fudd?
Holy crap!
in 'today's anonymous audience participation'.THREE MORE LOOOOOONG YEARS...
He is considering “demon pass” with immigration?
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/63032
WTF?
Don’t start none, won’t be none… isn’t that the saying?
He is about to open on LARGE can!
They simply deem themselves better than the rest of us.
[All day I kept hearing about this ‘Demon Pass’ plan for forcing the hellcare bill through]
in 'today's uncanny Lympians *hmmmmm*'.How may HINTS does this country need to prove how much he and the theys hate the military. We’re in a nite mare and can’t wake up.
in 'teh olde plotte starts to stumble'.BTW, why are the Russkiys doin drilling for oil in the Gulf of Mexico?
in 'todaze PETArds are cold'.Did some mowing in a t-shirt today, now they’re talking about four inches of snow Saturday and high around 33. Yuck.
in 'is it Spring yet?'.phonetic transliteration of that first russkie word on the poster is “Perky titty..”
coincidence? i think not!
in 'todaze PETArds are cold'.We just might see a new boxer rebellion. . .
in 'todaze coveted endorsement'.What does Amber Lamps say about it?
in 'todaze Lympians don't get it do they'.LOL, Claire!
BTW, all ,my heels click.
The office is tiled ;)
”A Californian needs to ask the Congressmen how much they charge for a blowjob. When they protest, remind them that it’s been established that they are whores and we only need to know the price.”
That would make an interesting FOIA request.
in 'Ichthyus sapiens'.A cat would never get caught like that. He’d lick his paws clean before coming in. Even between the toes.
Of course, he’d also leave the dismembered squirrel on your kitchen counter.
Our little creatures are so interesting, aren’t they?
By the way, for all military retirees on The Porch, TRICARE and TRICARE for LIFE will be abolished if Obamacare passes. Which means the promised medical benefits for all military retirees will simply vaporize!!!!!! We got nothing without TRICARE so we get to join the cue to wait 6 months for a simple x-ray!
If this is not cause for a revolution I don`t know what is. We were all promised medical care as part of serving a career in the military and these bastards are going to coldly deny us what we served for!!!!!!
Lock and Load time IMHO----------------------------------
in 'teh olde plotte starts to stumble'.
I love the warm wood look—that’s gorgeous!
And La Pink has started on “vole catching” which turned into ‘lawnmower traps’ which grew into tank traps.
...maybe she’ll hit oil. yanno, like Jed Clampet.
in 'what hole?'.It’s suddenly 80° here in NoCa. Thought I’d catch on fire riding yest. afternoon; good thing there’re still puddles I can soak my boots in…
[I’m such a delicate, cool-house flowah...]





