Tonight’s juvenile, chauvinistic snark on paleo-sexism which eventually falls into a PC trap of its own making.
Here goes:
Wang strikes down any pretense of wimmin’s equality — a tarmac ceiling, if you will:
A shopping centre in China’s Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers. The women-only car park in Shijiazhuang city is also painted in pink and light purple to appeal to female tastes.
Hey, he said it, not me.
Besides, not everyone with “female tastes” is a female (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Official Wang Zheng told AFP news agency the car park was meant to cater to women’s “strong sense of colour and different sense of distance**”. The parking bays are one metre (3ft) wider than normal spaces, he said.
**Code word for “bad drivers.”
Again, just the messenger, here, boss.
The Wanxiang-Tiancheng ["wanks-yang" “cha-ching” *pppp*] shopping centre had also “installed signs and security monitoring equipment that corresponded more to women’s needs”, he said.
Evidently, any wimmin caught parking in the men’s zone will be towed.
Either that, or there’ll be a live feed on VoyeurTube.
Besides, how’s video surveillance gonna help? They all look alike.
(What? Oh, crud. *I’m not gettin’ out of this one, am I?)















