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A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.
Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.
Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.
“Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey,” she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like “Isn’t that right, Donkey?”
Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.”
Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.
McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.
He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

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Paladin said:

But it’s the right wingers who are violent, right?

RIGHT???

And that Sarah?  She’s finished.  She’s irrelevant.  Nobody pays attention to her anymore.

I heard she’s dum.

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“I smellz doughnutz on yr breath!  I wants!”

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The Ugly American said:

The funniest part is watching the cat approaching through the weeds with his tail up, all chipper like.

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Bobb Cobb said:

Now that’s why I love cats.
Eat me dog owners!!!

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Melissa, seething in Texas said:

You have a valid point, Bob1.
The way she makes them foam at the mouth…

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Melissa, seething in Texas said:

That made me laugh, thank you!
The cop..... OMG!
He had to be a cat owner.
That is the only way I figure he kept from catapulting the kitty....
A cat hater would have made it an astronaut!

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Bobb Cobb said:

Was the BHO this popular 3 years before his election?

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TomR, armed in Texas said:

One cute kitty. One patient and devoted cop.

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Palin Assistant: Hey! ....look at me...I’m Andrea Mitchell!!!....

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Sarah: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!....you guys are killin’ meeee!!....hahahahaha!!!

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Bob:  Exactly what I was thinking.

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Meds and cheap beer.
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What’s with the guy to Sarah’s left--the eyes, what did he see?

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Sarah seems to be pointing to a washed up journalist and laughing.

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One GOOD thing about Obamao’s election:  Jimmy Carter has finally STFU.

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Red is a power color on some people (like Sarah) and a copycat effort on others.

Sort of like the red ties teh 0ne wears--they don’t work either.

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Hog—I’m thinkin’ it’s about time you sent me some nice meds…

just sayin’

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Jeez, Breitbart has got quite a set of balls.  Yeah.  Security. LOTS of it.  Would hate to see him go out with three self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head.

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