popcorn futures up!
Here’s the first bit of Obambi’s campaign against InterToob Stupid: fighttherumors.com. There, he “debunks” the already debunked rumors about the Michelle/Whitey tape, the flag salute, blablabla…
I wonder, without actually suggesting anything, mind you, what kind of InterToob Stupid could *cough* someone create that would get this guy to respond? *someone* could get him to chasing his tail in a rather amusing way; if *someone* wanted to do that… The temptation is strong. The Bambi is weak.
Say f’rinstance:
When Obama says he’s trying to ‘kick the butts’ he means puppies’ butts.
Wait… that one’s been done. sorta.
Obama plays furry games with unicorns. ...and Bambi.
Thank Mad William Flint for that one
Obama likes his his Ballpark Franks with Miracle Whip and ketchup.
*shudder*
Dang. This is hard. “terrorist” done & ignored. “associates questionable in several ways” done & ignored. “will over tax this country to the point of extinction” done & ignored. “loves the socialist aspects of Global Worms” done & ignored. “Marxist history and policies” done & ignored. “harridan wife” done & ignored.
Dayum - the only thing that’ll dent this guy is getting caught with a live boy or a dead white girl.
Ok. I’ll give it one more shot.
Obama plans to put his cousin, Raila Odinga, in his Cabinet.

Luo supporters of the Orange Democratic Movement of opposition leader Raila Odinga, wave machetes and sticks, are shown in the Kibera slums on the outskirts of Nairobi.

06/12 at 10:46 AM •
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