I’m going to defend Paris Hilton!!!

Here’s a story....
When I was young, a punk and retarded a group of my fellow shit-heads went downtown Boston and ASSAULTED people wearing fur with water guns filled with kool-ade. We had our weapons taken away from us and were threatened by the police to be charged with assault.
I never behaved like that again. Wether or not my co-horts did I don’t know, but it was a lesson to me.

FWIW.

As far as I know, these people are adults and should be treated accordingly. 

A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.
*~snip~*
Haynes was arrested in June after a DNA sample taken from the animal matched Haynes’ genetic material.

Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime.

Sandi Dubowski, who won the Teddy gay and lesbian award in 2001 for his controversial doc “Trembling Before G-d,” may cause an even bigger stir with ”In the Name of Allah,” which explores the struggles of homosexual Muslims.
Gay Indian Muslim helmer Parvez Sharma is directing the pic, which looks at gay, lesbian, and transgender Muslims across the Muslim and Western worlds.

Sharma and Dubowski plan to submit the pic to all major festivals in the Muslim world as well as in the West, but if it’s rejected, Dubowski said, “We’ll find ways of screening it in every Muslim nation, even if it’s underground.”

Now that’s how you get a fatwa!  The KFC and McDonald’s franchises in Mohammadland best buckle up for this one.

Ch Beachbrook’s Its Raining Men
Breed: Afghan Hound

Best of Breed

Real dogs are in the Sporting and Working dog classes.

The lyrics are here.

Gives new meaning to “My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys"…

* Lyrics link fixed.  Thanks, RandyM!

Skating to the music The Swan, Weir’s black-and-white costume with a feathery flourish was accented by a red glove on his right hand, which he said represented the beak of the swan. He named the glove Camille after the music’s composer (Camille Saint-Saens).

Um, Johnny… You named your glove?

Johnny on Christina Aguilera:

Q: As for your Christina Aguilera obsession—have you met her?
A: No. I would kill to meet her.

Q: It would be great if an introduction could be arranged.
A: Yeah. Ahhhh, I would pee. I just think she is an incredible role model.

***UPDATE*** That image was screaming for the bass…

Close the book.

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sierrahome (bless you friend.....thanks:)

Swell. I’m destined to look like Al Pacino with one elfin ear with hair on it. With bow legs.

How’d all this “custom” stuff get so out of hand when so many people hate it as much as Tom and Katie anyways?

Cousin Johnny

Raise your hand if you’ve gotten tired of hearing about how VP Cheney sprayed a friend with birdshot.

Good.

Think this will go away?

Nope.

Here’s my suggestion-Cheney should appear at the White House Press room arm-in-arm with the guy he “shot” smiling and laughing about the incident.

And then Cheney should announce his resignation as Vice President of the United States.  Why?

To stop all the furor about this accident and the silly press over-reaction which is detracting from the President doing his job and keeping us safe.

Then Bush can nominate Condoleeza Rice as VP.

She’s a highly-qualified individual who has served as both the National Security Advisor and Secretary of State, but that won’t matter to the party-obsessed and race-obsessed Dem Senators who will have to confirm her. What will matter to them is the fact that she is a Black Woman who does not toe the party line.

And this will reveal the true difference between the parties-- that the Democrats look at race and gender before qualifications and the Republicans look at qualifications before anything as incidental as race or Gender.

And maybe, just maybe, she will be convinced that a person with her intelligence, skills, and experience owes it to us Americans to serve us as Commander in Chief…

Just my thoughts…

someone say sumpting ‘bout ‘cartoon protesters’?