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If any woman on the Democratic side had all that Sarah’s got, she’d be President today. But, that’s impossible because by their very nature, Democratic women don’t know how to be Sarah-esque!
in '*pantz*'.Doug!!!!!!! clap-clap-clap-clap!!!
in 'JUICE!'.I’d use her for bait.
in '*knock*knock*'.Aaaaand- who was the first questioner at the meeting?
They are just without shame.
in 'tonight's jackass-on-jackass action'.Claire-ee nailed it! Teh Beoytch works for ZeroBama----it was preplanned............
in 'The Coming Insurrection: Exhibit A'.Robbie Knievel was jumping a motorcycle through the gap in his teeth and hit an updraft and got wedged in his nose. It was apparently carbon monoxide that caused his problems.
in 'Someone Finally Explain to Him What He Did?'.On the plus side, embalming not required........... ;)
in 'Someone Finally Explain to Him What He Did?'.I’ll wager Karen has a BA in Pottery and a MA in Women’s Studies. She either works at a candle store or at a natural food place and makes minimum wage and has no health insurance.
Those kind always know what’s best for the rest of us. Always.
in 'todaze Lympian LTE o the ding dong day'.Personally, I think it is my Right to win the lottery. No???????
in 'todaze Lympian LTE o the ding dong day'.Catch and Release! (tits below legal size...) Quick, before game warden shows.........
in '*knock*knock*'.I bet she’s hell when she gets really bored!
I’m just surprised she’s not German… no, wait… if she was a Kraut there would be a Cleveland Steamer on her back, or worse!
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
in '*knock*knock*'.Somebody tell me I am totally wrong: “An advert for Match.com”?
in 'today's stuff found I found on Larry the Lympian's puter when I hacked it'.What, no “Hello Kitty” and “Sailor Moon”?
Shocked!
in 'today's stuff found I found on Larry the Lympian's puter when I hacked it'.Next up: “CHAIR CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!” (...or, beanbags...)
Natch,(every office has one...): the *office clown* would be the one carrying a Zippo lighter on a long necklace, nes ce `pussy?
in 'makin copies'.So, could the women leave on their high heels? If so, it sounds like a great idea!
Naked Friday In Heels:
wife: “Look honey, I made twenty-eight quid in tips at work today.”
hubby: “Doing what? You’re no waitress!”
wife: “Filing!”
in 'makin copies'.iDaemon,
That would be: “PALIMINO”, nes ce `pussy?”
in 'evidently, one can actually be too good ...'.Just to show that I am a fair man, once I am dead, I grant permission for anyone to do whatever they wish with my 100% entropic remains. (See: Second Law of Thermodynamics...)
[Curious technical point: I wonder if the Koran states any specifics relative to consuming blood that contains about 20%(give or take...) blood alcohol...?]
in 'here's where that pork-fat suntan lotion comes in handy'.Ahhhh...the search for Skittles continues.
in 'today's stuff found I found on Larry the Lympian's puter when I hacked it'.Them chairs are gonna need some serious ‘Goo-Be-Gone’
in 'makin copies'.Hey, ease up on Sheikh Yarbouti! I bet anyone who follows a strict halal diet like him would be quite tasty with some fried okra (in veggie oil, of course) and home made cornbread. Little tabasco, and anything tastes okay.
Now I, on the other hand, have been known to dine on the occasional snake, alligator tail and that favorite of people of the southern-parishes, nutria! Hell, anything is good when cooked Cajun… nutria, coon, hell even a middle-aged (probably pampered) Sheikh. If any strict adherent to Islam ate my old cracka ass, Mohammad hisveryownself would come flying out of the center of the earth riding an old Harley 74, his beard on fire, eyes glowing and ready to kick the sorry infidel-eatin’ fellah who just sat the Religion of Peace back a thousand years with that dietary outrage!
Plus, there aren’t enough BTUs in the whole middle east to cook me long enough to make my tough old ass edible!
in 'here's where that pork-fat suntan lotion comes in handy'.
