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If you don’t vote for meeeeeeee!
Just a couple more daze.........I swear.
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If you don’t vote for meeeeeeee!
Just a couple more daze.........I swear.
Motrin and Beer
The Lunch of Middle-Aged Champions...;)
in 'so, how's your day goin'?'.Screw Guns
Rudyard Kipling
Smoking my pipe on the mountings,
Sniffing the morning cool,
I walks in my old brown gaiters,
Along ‘o my own brown mule;
With seventy odd Gunners behind me,
An’ never a beggar forgets
That it’s only the pick of the Army;
That handles the dear little pets ....
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns,
The Screw Guns they all loves you
So when we calls round with a few guns
Of cause you will know what to do - hoo
Just send in your Chief and surrender
‘Tis worse if you fights or you runs,
You may go where you please;
You can skid up the trees
But you don’t get away from the guns.
They sends us along where the roads are,
But mostly we goes where they ‘aint,
We’d climb up the side of a sign board
An’ trust to the stick ‘o the paint;
We’ve chivied the Naga and Looshai,
We’ve given the Afreedeeman fits,
For we fancies ourself at two thousand,
We guns that are built in two bits
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...
If a man won’t work, why we drills ‘im
An’ teaches ‘im ‘ow to behave,
If a beggar can’t march why we kills him
And rattles ‘im into his grave;
You’ve got to stand up to our business,
An’ spring without snatching or fuss,
D’you say that you sweat with the field guns
By God you must lather with us.
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...
The eagles is screamin’ around us
The river’s a moanin’ below
We’re clear of the pine an’ the oak scrub
We’re out on the rocks an’ the snow
And the wind is as thin as a whiplash
That carries away to the plains
The rattle and stamp of the lead mules
The jinklety-jink ‘o the chains
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...
Theres a wheel on the Horns ‘o the Morning,
An’ a wheel on the edge of the pit,
An’ a drop into nothing beneath you,
As straight as a beggar can spit,
Wi’ the sweat runnin’ out ‘o your shirt sleeves
An’ the sun off the snow in your face
An’ ‘alf ‘o the men on the drag ropes
To hold the old gun in ‘er place
_CHORUS_ _ _ _ _ _
For you all loves the Screw Guns etc ...
Smoking my pipe on the mountings
Sniffing the morning cool
I climbs in mi’ old brown gaiters
Along ‘o my old brown mule
The monkey can say what our road was,
The wild goat ‘e knows where we passed,
Stand Easy, you long eared old Darlin’s
Out drag ropes, wi’ shrapnel - Hold fast
For you all loves the Screw Guns
The Screw Guns they all love you
So when we takes tea with a few guns
Of cause you will know what to do - hoo
Just send in your Chief and surrender
‘Tis worse if you fights or you runs,
You may hide in your caves
They’ll be only your graves
For you CAN’T get away from the GUNS.
Anna830, no.
He still hasn’t recovered from Melissy last year :)
iDaemon , *I* had a crush on Mariel Hemingway too.
in 'spokesbabe'.“I can’t wait to tell the Internet.”
That was awesome.
Off to buy pink duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in 'Recognize any of these?'.I couldn’t post a comment. My guess was $52.00.
in 'tonight's audience participation'.He rejected a role as Michael Jackson. He likes guns. He may look fey, but I do believe he’s all right.
Besides, my fourteen-year-old niece is in love with him. It’s her first crush. I’m not going to mess with that.
My first crush? Mariel Hemingway.
in 'spokesbabe'.I think it is a mistake. She should finish her term as governor to get some credible experience on her “resume” and better yet, go for another term. She’s young, what’s the hurry? When (hopefully) TAO loses in 2012, she can run for president in 2020 unless the 2012 winner wants only one term.
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.*sigh*
I got him last year ;)
WOOF!
If I beg.. .can I have him for my birthday?
PLEASE????????????
;-)
Seats Up In Senate For this Cycle, what they won by in 2004:
Alabama, (R) Shelby won by 36%
Alaska , (R) Murkowski won by 3%
Arkansas, (D) Lincoln won by 12%
Arizona, (R) McCain won by 56%
California, (D) Boxer won by 20%
Connecticut, (D) Dodd won by 34%
Colorado, (D) Salazar won by 4%
Florida, (R) Martinez won by 1%
Georgia, (R) Isakson won by 18%
Hawaii, (D) Inouye won by 56%
Idaho, (R) Crapo won unopposed
Illinois, (D) Obama won by 43%
Indiana, (D) Bayh won by 25%
Iowa, (R) Grassly won by 43%
Kansas, (R) Brownback won by 42%
Kentucky, (R) Bunning won by 2%
Louisiana, (R) Vitter won by 22%
Maryland, (D) Mikulski won by 31%
Missouri, (R) Bond won by 13%
Nevada, (D) Reid won by 26%
New Hampshire, (R) Gregg won by 32%
New York, (D) Schumer won by 47%
North Carolina, (R) Burr won by 5%
North Dakota, (D) Dorgan won by 36%
Ohio, (R) Voinovich won by 28%
Oklahoma, (R) Coburn won by 12%
Oregon, (D) Wyden won by 31%
Pennsylvania, (R) Specter won by 9%
South Carolina, (R) DeMint won by 10%
South Dakota, (R) Thune won by 2%
Utah, (R) Bennett won by 41%
Vermont, (D) Leahy won by 46%
Washington, (D) Murray won by 12%
Wisconsin, (D) Feingold won by 11%
Thanks for posting this. JR was telling me about this and I got distracted and forgot.
in '*clank*'.Mech: that’s a nice rifle, enough to make a grizzly rethink its priorities. If I was an Alaskan, I’d want one just like that. I’m a Marylander, so I prefer something suitable for eastern coyotes, plus the occasional raccoon or woodchuck.
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'....kerry, mccain, clinton, edwards, b hussein 0bama and the rest who fed their egos with both fists, running for the top office while neglecting the office they were elected to and took an oath to perform...
I hadn’t thught of that yet, thanks. Because yea, I have HUUUUUUGE uissues with that.........
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.Get ready for the ‘Cuda to come blazing through the lower 48 for the 2010 season. Makes sense to me: she stumps for candidates to fill the Congress with as many GOPers as she can then runs in 2012 for Pres. What good is it being Pres when the Leg. is full of Dems? Dudes, she’s fuckin’ crazy like a fox here and if she pulls this off it’ll be the stuff of political legend.
First things, first: Sarah, get thee to TEXAS! Lots of crazy hillbillies who would LOVE to throw you their money!
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.Can I take the Fifth on the Fourth regarding this six?
in 'Recognize any of these?'.Sondra......
It is one of Amazon’s gold box discounts but they are selling Duck brand duct tape in ... pink! Selling quick, about an hour left.
She is doing that Clinton thing with her finger and thumb.
I heard she was the one that hacked Larry’s computer and is moving to the state of Washington to open a Moose burger joint.
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.Hmmm. If you have a long second toe, can you flip people off with your feet?
in 'tonight's KisP fun facts'.Whatever the reason, I don’t see her hanging it up entirely. And I hope she comes back guns ablazing.
in 'SARAHCUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.Hell. I’m glad *I * got a life!
in 'Recognize any of these?'.
