I’m not lying

Scroll down to the Dog Woman group.

I’m losing my mind today.

...Since many pets are apparently bilingual, DogCatRadio also has a “Spanish Hour,” 5 p.m. to 6 p.m. Pacific time daily, with Hispanic commentary and music...

HEY! Maybe THEY’ll appreciate that the Latin Grammys are finally being broadcast in Spanish now. *insertanotherraspberryhere*

In all seriousness....I can’t count how many of my petsitting clients have left Animal Planet on the television for their pets when they’re gone....

Lloyd

How many of you got taken out to lunch after your dentist appointment by your hot blonde dental hygienist...AND the dental assistant (she hot and blonde, too)???
Hmmmmmmmm?
PLTTTTTTTT!

UPDATE: Here’s her picture. I took it today with my camera phone.

TMI?

How would you respond if someone were to give you a survey including questions about the frequency of:

Touching my private parts too much

Thinking about having sex

Thinking about touching other people’s private parts

Thinking about sex when I don’t want to

Washing myself because I feel dirty on the inside

Not trusting people because they might want sex

Getting scared or upset when I think about sex

Having sex feelings in my body

Can’t stop thinking about sex

Getting upset when people talk about sex

Ok, ok, ok—settle down—and don’t answer yet.  That wasn’t the question; this is:

How would you respond to someone giving your 6 year old that survey?  At school?

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Now how do you respond to Judge Stephen Reinhardt’s statement of the unanimous opinion of the 9th Circus Court that:

We… hold that there is no fundamental right of parents to be the exclusive provider of information regarding sexual matters to their children, either independent of their right to direct the upbringing and education of their children or encompassed by it. We also hold that parents have no due process or privacy right to override the determinations of public schools as to the information to which their children will be exposed while enrolled as students. Finally, we hold that the defendants’ actions were rationally related to a legitimate state purpose.

Somebody explain the “legitimate state purpose” in exposing kids to sexual matters beyond their developmental level? 

Anyone?

Bueller TOaD?

Cousin Johnny

Lloyd

Investigators tell Eyewitness News the woman was upset at the man for not bringing home charcoal for the grill. The argument reportedly escalated to the point where the pair allegedly poured lighter fluid on each other.
Someone apparently lit a match, and the man was severely burned. He later died of a heart attack.

Police are questioning the woman now. It’s unknown if any charges will be filed.

WTF is up today??????

Ironically, I was just doing some searching on this year’s BURNING MAN....STG....and found this.

So, I’m taking out the garbage this morning and a close neighbor walks up to the garbage bin.

Neighbor: “Morning Scorpy (edited for secrecy)”

Me: “Morning”

Neighbor: “Hey I heard that Bush blah, blah, blah killing Iraqi’s and sucking blood, blah, blah, blah”

Me “Where’d you hear that”

Neighbor: “Oh, on Air America”

Me: ”Air America that’s the freaking Cop Rock of the Radio!  Whadda ya a freakin’ idiot?”

Neighbor:"...?"

Me: “Er...”

Neighbor: “Where’d that come from?”

Me:  “I’ve been reading this blog...”

Help me!

The 30-year-old English teacher donned a horse costume emblazoned with the words “Demand Democracy Now” on Dec. 12, 2004, and ran on the Shatin race track. He said he was following the example of British suffragette Emily Davison, who in 1913 ran onto a British race track demanding women’s right to vote, and was killed by a horse.
“I’m shocked,” Pearce said of his sentence.

Pearce, who has been living in the former British colony since its return to Chinese rule in 1997, is best known for dressing up as Spider-Man and climbing on top of a jumbo TV screen in Hong Kong’s central business district to protest Beijing’s bloody crackdown on the 1989 pro-democracy protests in Tiananmen Square.

Feel free to speculate his next move.