Congressman Cardoza’s office sent KMJ this news release:

“Congressman Cardoza has been working on the water crisis for as long as there has been a water crisis.
The allegation that he has somehow traded a vote on health care reform for more water is absolutely false and nothing more than an election-year smear tactic.

As he has said, Congressman Cardoza is awaiting the release of the final language of the health care bill and will make a decision after he reads it. He is on record as stating that the water allocation announced earlier this month is not enough for our Valley farmers.

Given that he is not satisfied with the water allocation and he has not yet taken a position on the health care reform bill, this accusation has no basis in facts and in fact makes absolutely no sense at all!”

“You can only have 100 percent of anything, Max.”
“And how much of ‘Springtime’ have we sold?”
“Twenty-five thousand percent...”
-- The Producers

He represents the Lollipop League, I understand…

Or it could be that the reservoirs are at capacity and we’ve got 120% of normal snow-pack in the mountains.

Probably won’t help the drought, though. Nothing ever does. Not even rainfall, which I think is strange, personally…

When we turned to the Gubbmint to settle differences over water rights—then allowed the Regulatory Agencies to take power over the water itself, we screwed up.

If they pass the “little change” in the Clean Water Act, the Army Corpse of Engineers will own every drop—even the rain in your rain gutters.  Just by removing that one little word, “navigable.”

WASoF.

The “public option” may will become the ONLY option.

fify

I met a gal a few years ago, in one of our local meetings, whose son was attending Annapolis.  She told us about the parents’ weekend and talking to her son’s teachers; she was quite impressed by the quality of the education he was getting.  [and said she’d love to be able to follow him around to his classes, just for her own edification.]

One of the things she said they have been studying—for years— is the role of the US Military in the coming Water Wars in The West…

Dunno if this is as she said… Maybe someone on The Porch knows?

That’s always struck me as the whole point of this HellCare bill, azH—death by strangulation leading to complete dependence on the gubbmint.

yippie.

Got Fur?

Makes me wonder about health insurance companies when they are forced to cover pre-existing conditions.  The “public option” may become the ONLY option.

The pirates aren’t the only ones doing it wrong.

Find out which village these tards were from and drop their bodies on it from a great height.

Then carpet bomb the next day.

Repeat process until any arab asshole who wants to hire pirates gets hung by said villagers.

I’m an excellent driver.  ‘Course, three minutes to Wapner.

I’m glad Walgreens had the cajones to state the obvious and make a stand...and to do it before the Healthcare bill is passed.

Doctors and pharmacies can’t afford to lose money every time they do business with a government-supported patient. If Obamacare passes, everyone will be covered but have no place to go.

A Californian needs to ask the Congressmen how much they charge for a blowjob. When they protest, remind them that it’s been established that they are whores and we only need to know the price.
What LSP suggested would be so sweet and shrewd, if the Congressmen are not hard Left. In that case, no way would they do it.

The big question is: Will the runt stand on a box or will the cunt bow down for campaign appearances?

In fairness (and in complete truth), I have to admit that I was actually IN Hawaii when it was struck by a quake in October 2006. Although I hate to dredge up the painful memory, the shaking was so bad that my coffee spilled.

Of course, until now I had no idea that I could apply to the government for a $300 million gift card to Starbucks.

Water they thinking?

Oopsie--- just noticed I did a big goof-- (--) darn—no jacket here but i do love the one on the painted PETA post.

What an amazing coincidence. This has to be the most corrupt administration and congress in the history of the (former) republic.

Hey people, where have you been?  How did you miss the big Hawaiian quake?

It took place in our parallel universe.  You know, the one that produced an evil Kirk and an evil Spock.  Yea, that one!

See, Obama was right all along!  How can you doubt Le Roi?