Claire, if only we could brand them.

More than a few of these flim-flam men were part of the Global Cooling con in the mid 70’s. The lack of mass media may have been all that stopped them then. We were much more trusting way back when.

Now, I�m confused...are we supposed to stay free or Stayfree?

“Stayfree or DIE.” - New Hampshire, the PMS state

They don’t HAVE to ask all those complicated questions, they already got those answers from ACORN before they even took the census.

Pardon him. Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

I thought it was a joke, tongue-in-cheek. Then I looked at their website, and the laughter subsided.

They seem to be serious about pushing the agenda by force of law, and making a buck in the process.

Kind of mostly unimpressed. Too bad, they made some nice cars.

Will 40-50 inches of snow protect me from the EMP?  (about 40 inches of snow from this weekend, melted down an inch or two, plus 1-2 feet of snow Tuesday night into Wednesday Morning.  I’ll be lucky if I have electricity on the 11th, EMP or no....

Now, I’m confused...are we supposed to stay free or Stayfree?

Only if you post video, Missy, only if you post video. :)

I hope the thinking here is they’re meant to serve as temporary replacement bedding.  Which would sorta make sense.  They don’t look much different from those roll-up ground pads some people take camping.

Of course most of those ground pads don’t come with giant butt-divots from pretentious hipster dweebs sitting around a hot yoga class molesting their chakras, but we’re talking emergency here.

Back? Con artists have always been with us.

Great, an old sweaty pad, too small to sleep on and too thin to make a cushion. Just what a homeless earthquake victim needs. I wish we had some when I lived thru the ‘71 San Fernando quake in LA.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LOL WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED??????????????????

^ you fuckers are going to kill me tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno, it just seems like that drum & fife painting woulda lost some punch if dude had a maxipad wrapped around his head.

There’s no reason you can’t have a classy armageddon.

The operative words are, “modern woman”.  My lost love was “Ugha”.  We were pre-teens in the late Plesticene.  Ugha painted herself white, using a mixture of white clay from a ground spring.

I had grand plans but they came to naught when she got a starring role in Quest For Fire.  Fifteen years later I met her again when she waved me down for a ride.  I was a taxi driver and she was a Star…

^ Well, Obama’s assured us that they’re only going nuclear for peaceful purposes so there’s nothing really to worry about.

Its Bushes fault.

And you think O Care is gonna die??? Bah!

Ahmawhatis has a big mouth. I doubt he can make a nuke small enough for his little rocket’s payload and I doubt his guidance sytems are up to the mission.  He could get lucky, and if he does, he’ll be annhilated. Our stuff is EMP hardened.
All the same, I have a list of stuff similar to MoFiZiX, plus an initial one month water supply stored, less the HAM radio and cigars, both of which could be very useful.
Cheap add-on to first aid kit - a box of Kotex make very good bandages.

Whao Stilton--tellin’ it like it is!