HooAhh!!

Sgt. Major J.D. Pendry (Ret)
BrookesNews.Com
Monday 4 September 2006

J.D. Pendry is a retired Army Command Sergeant Major who writes for Random House.

Jimmy Carter , you’re the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage. You’re the runner-in-chief.

Bill Clinton , you played ring around the Lewinsky while the terrorists were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia , and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the U.S.S. Cole and the First Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately they grew bolder, until 9/11.

John Kerry , dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam. Your military service, like your life, is more fiction than fact. You’ve accused our Soldiers of terrorizing women and children in Iraq. You called Iraq the wrong war, wrong place, wrong time, the same words you used to describe Vietnam. You’re a fake. You want to run from Iraq and abandon the Iraqis to murderers just as you did the Vietnamese. Iraq, like Vietnam is another war that you were for, before you were against it.

John Murtha , you said our military was broken. You said we can’t win militarily in Iraq. You accused United States Marines of cold-blooded murder without proof. And said we should redeploy to Okinawa. Okinawa John? And the Democrats call you their military expert. Are you sure you didn’t suffer a traumatic brain injury while you were off building your war hero resume? You’re a sad, pitiable, corrupt and washed up politician. You’re not a Marine, sir. You wouldn’t amount to a good pimple on a real Marine’s ass. You’re a phony and a disgrace. Run away John .

Dick Durbin , you accused our Soldiers at Guantanamo of being Nazis, tenders of Soviet style gulags and as bad as the regime of Pol Pot, who murdered two million of his own people after your party abandoned South East Asia to the Communists. Now you want to abandon the Iraqis to the same fate. History was not a good teacher for you, was it? Lord help us!! See Dick run.

Ted Kennedy , for days on end you held poster-sized pictures from Abu Grhaib in front of any available television camera. Al Jazeera quoted you saying that Iraqi’s torture chambers were open under new management. Did you see the news this week, Teddy ? The Islamic Nazis demonstrate real torture for you again. If you truly supported our troops, you’d show the world poster-sized pictures of that atrocity and demand the annihilation of it. Your legislation stripping support from the South Vietnamese led to a communist victory there. You’re a bloated drunken fool bent on repeating the same historical blunder that turned freedom-seeking people over to homicidal, genocidal maniacs. To paraphrase John Murtha, all while sitting on your wide, gin-soaked rear-end in Washington

Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Carl Levine, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Russ Feingold, Hillary Clinton , Pat Leahy , Chuck Schumer, et al ad nauseam. Every time you stand in front of television cameras and broadcast to the Islamic Nazis that we went to war because our President lied, that the war is wrong and our Soldiers are torturers, that we should leave Iraq , you give the Islamic butchers - the same ones that tortured and mutilated American Soldiers - cause to think that we’ll run away again, and all they have to do is hang on a little longer.

American news media, the New York Times particularly : Each time you publish stories about national defense secrets and our intelligence gathering methods, you become one United, with the sub-human pieces of camel dung that torture and mutilate the bodies of American Soldiers. You can’t strike up the courage to publish cartoons, but you can help Al Qaeda destroy my country. Actually, you are more dangerous to us than Al Qaeda is. Think about that each time you face Mecca to admire your Pulitzer

You are America’s “AXIS OF IDIOTS”.  Your Collective Stupidity will destroy us. Self-serving politics and terrorist abetting news scoops are more important to you than our national security or the lives of innocent civilians and Soldiers. It bothers you that defending ourselves gets in the way of your elitist sport of politics and your ignorant editorializing. There is as much blood on your hands as is on the hands of murdering terrorists. Don’t ever doubt that. Your frolics will only serve to extend this war as they extended Vietnam. If you want our Soldiers home, as you claim, knock off the crap and try supporting your country ahead of supporting your silly political aims and aiding our enemies. Yes, I’m questioning your patriotism. Your loyalty ends with self. I’m also questioning why you’re stealing air that decent Americans could be breathing. You don’t deserve the protection of our men and women in uniform. You need to run away from this war, this country. Leave the war to the people who have the will to see it through and the country to people who are willing to defend it.

No, Mr. President , you don’t get off the hook, either . Our country has two enemies: Those who want to destroy us from the outside and those who attempt it from within. Your Soldiers are dealing with the outside force.  It’s your obligation to support them by confronting the AXIS OF IDIOTS. America must hear it from you that these Self-centered people are harming our country, abetting the enemy and endangering our safety. Well up a little anger, please, and channel it toward the appropriate target. You must prosecute those who leak national security secrets to the media. You must prosecute those in the media who knowingly publish those secrets. Our Soldiers need you to confront the enemy that they cannot. They need you to do it now.

AMEN

J.D. Pendry
Army Command Sergeant Major, retired

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Not my culture, Slackjaw.

MN Beryl Dsouza was late and in no mood for delays when she stopped at a Target store after work two weeks ago for milk, bread and bacon.
So Dsouza was taken aback when the cashier—who had on the traditional headscarf, or hijab, worn by many Muslim women—refused to swipe the bacon through the checkout scanner.

“She made me scan the bacon. Then she opened the bag and made me put it in the bag,”

But wait—here is the crux of the matter.

“Many of these people are refugees. They may have been tortured. And they came here having never held a book in English,” [a spokesman for the Islamic Center of Minnesota] said. “They’re already adapting to our society. We need to adapt to them, too.”

Uhm… No.  It didn’t work like that with the Irish, the Italians or even, contrary to myth, the JOOOOOOOOs.  You come here, rescued from torture, starvation and poopin’ in the sand and it becomes your job to take charge of your religious obligations and find a job that won’t get in your way.

Tar-Jay responds.

“...we continue to explore reasonable solutions that consider the concerns of team members while ensuring that we maintain our ability to provide the highest level of guest service.”

Move this one to electronics.  Or shooooooz.  Whatever.  And quit calling your customers ”guests.” If I were a ”guest” you wouldn’t need check-out personnel at all.

Under the Civil Rights Act of 1964, employers are required to make reasonable accommodations for a person’s religious practices if it doesn’t impose an undue hardship.

A customer’s personal preferences is usually not a factor in deciding whether a religious practice is protected in the workplace, noted Khadija Athman, national civil rights manager for the Council on American-Islamic Relations in Washington.

And here it is—the smoking gun steaming CAIRbabble.  Demonstrating their usual willingness to work things out…

But.  Sense still exists in the frozen north:

“It’s about one ethnic group imposing its own beliefs on the rest of us,” said Manny Laureano, 51, of Plymouth, who plays trumpet for the Minnesota Orchestra. “It goes against the whole idea of this country as different groups of people who came together to create a single culture.”

An American culture.

I have:

Item #1: 2 new in the package outlast make up #675 soft sable. I didn’t realize they expired in Oct. 06.

Item #2: Also 2 #670 Toasted Almond one expired Sept. 06 and the other Oct. 06.

what is with expiration dates on everything anyway. I’ve had the same mascara for 10 years I’m not about the toss it out.

Item #3 Clearasil Blackhead clearing pad 90 in the bottle - never used but the liquid is starting to leak out so I don’t want to keep it with my items for sale any more because it might damage my other merchandise.

Just tell me what day & time you are coming and I can leave on the mail box.

Hillary?  Osbama?  Teddy? Little Dicky?  JOKE?  Murthful?  hello? hello? hello???

WASHINGTON (DissociativePress) - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, confessed to that attack and a string of others during a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba,

[He] claimed responsibility for planning, financing, and training others for bombings ranging from the 1993 attack at the World Trade Center to the attempt by would-be shoe bomber ...[and] for planning 29 individual attacks, including many that were never executed

[ Rush] CALLER: You got my blood boiling this morning. You said that maybe that the president doesn’t have support from his party. Want to know what? He doesn’t deserve support from his party. He hung Rumsfeld out to dry after this last election. He doesn’t defend himself. He lets—you know as well as anybody, perception is reality. If you let people perceive you’re idiot, if you don’t fight back, if you don’t defend yourself, if he has people like you defend him and other talk radio show hosts, people like me who give money… I am a black conservative, a young black conservative, 43 years old. I’ve probably given a thousand dollars to RNC two election cycles ago and every year in the election cycle. They called me for money two days ago; I told them to stick it. I said, ”‘Til someone in my party gets a backbone, until someone in my party—if my president wants my money, he is doing things to basically encourage and try to gain favor with the other political party.” I told the young lady, I go, “I know you’re getting a mouthful, young lady, but you tell him to go get money from the Democrats he’s trying to please, because I am a person in the base of this party that has given money to this party, and my president is not doing a damn thing to benefit me.”

“You want to know what? My president, my Republican president may be as big a Bozo as you guys think he is, but not for the reasons you think he is.”

”One day, if maybe George Bush and I survive all of this, we will reach old age, and it would be good to play a game of dominos, street baseball,” Chavez said on his weekday radio program.

Doug Roberts: Frank, I like you. There’s no getting around the fact that you’re a real likable guy.

Ensign Pulver: Yeah? Yeah!

Doug Roberts: But ...

Ensign Pulver: But what?

Doug Roberts: Well, I also think you’re the most hapless, lazy, disorganized, and in general most lecherous person I’ve ever known in my life.

Ensign Pulver: I am not!

Doug Roberts: You’re not what?

Ensign Pulver: I am not disorganized!

Doug Roberts: You pretend you want me to improve your mind. You’ve never finished one book I’ve given you to read.

Ensign Pulver: I’ve finished “God’s Little Acre,” Doug boy!

Doug Roberts: I didn’t give you that. He’s been reading “God’s Little Acre” for over a year now. He’s underlined every erotic passage and added exclamation points. And after a certain pornographic climax, he’s inserted the words “well written.”

Geeks only thread

Us guys can play that game, too!

And we’ll talk about things like beer, poop, firecrackers, and movies by John Ford.

Iran says it expects its gasoline consumption to decline by an average of 12 million liters per day over the next 12 months, as a new fuel rationing program gets underway.

Lotfollah Foruzandeh-Dehkordi, Vice Chairman of the Majlis Research Center, told IRNA that a Majlis Joint Commission has limited gasoline imports for the new Iranian calendar year to $2.5 billion, a move expected to help lower consumption to 60 million liters per day from the current 72 million.

Other parliamentary restrictions on fuel imports are also intended to check Iran’s ever-increasing fuel consumption by encouraging motorists to economize.

Foruzandeh-Dehkordi said Iran consumes as much gasoline as some European nations that have eight times more cars on their roads, suggesting that Iranians are wasting gasoline.

where we will discuss shooooooz, and hair and pantyhose and thongs and other Secret Guurl Stuffs.

and no poo.

The Toyota Prius has become the flagship car for those in our society so environmentally conscious that they are willing to spend a premium to show the world how much they care. Unfortunately for them, their ultimate ‘green car’ is the source of some of the worst pollution in North America; it takes more combined energy per Prius to produce than a Hummer.........

The Nebraska-Kearney basketball team didn’t mind that coach Carol Russell was a little late for the game.

Five hours after giving birth to her first child, Russell was back on the bench and encouraging her players in the North Central Region basketball tournament.

Rachel Corrie stirs idealism, controversy, and lots and lots of fun PhotoShops!

one little girl far from home,standing in front of a house,of a palistinian family,quiet as a mouse,she talks to the dozer driver,says that she’s here to stay,remember rachel corrie just this way;she was keeping the wolves at bay,and there’s not much more to say,about anyone who’s ever walked the streets of palestine,that they would stand up for another for all time;and the hero rachel corrie was such a one. and i wish i could have known her as a freind.but i didn’t even hear her name spoken till her end,but her life has touched me deeply anyway,now her world family stands in the rain,with sings that say the hero rachel corrie,she was keeping the wolves at bay;there’s not much more to say about anyone.c. john young 2003

This is a story about love. About inscrutable complexity and remarkable simplicity, about the promise of forever. It is about obsession and devotion, and grand gestures and 4,000-word love letters.

It is about a curious group of people with an almost religious zeal for a mind-numbing string of numbers. Actually one number, made up of a chain that is known — so far — to be more than one trillion digits long. They are the acolytes of the church of pi.

And once a year many of them gather to talk about pi, rhapsodize about it, eat pi-themed foods (actual pie, sure, but so much more), have pi recitation contests and, just maybe, feel a little less sheepish about their unusual passion.

That day falls on Wednesday this year: March 14. Or 3.14. Obviously.

Of the 42 people who signed up to speak at Tuesday night’s Olympia City Council meeting, three were there to speak against Councilman TJ Johnson after his protest-related arrest.

Most of the rest came one by one to the microphone to praise Johnson, who was arrested Sunday while protesting a military shipment at the Port of Tacoma..........

~*~
...................Johnson, who is active in an organization called Olympia Port Militarization Resistance.

...channeling children...channeling Christopher Reeves...channeling Jesus…