I’ll be happy with the traditional Thanxgivum Tiramissu.

Mech started it.

Let’s see, we’re in the bidness of selling books.
I know, let’s not stock the hottest selling book because we don’t want anyone to think we have open minds.
Quick, let’s run down to the small bidness administration and float that golden bidness plan for help getting a bank loan.

What coul possibly go wrong?

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They’re still layin’ in the field out on 93rd.

yeah I realize it doesn’t relate to the topic

Well, this story is certainly getting some legs.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/11/19/breaking-news-story-hadley-cru-has-apparently-been-hacked-hundreds-of-files-released/

Stilton,
Are you the guy who can eat an entire circle of cheese without getting constipated?

Er, properly prepared PECAN pie beats a pumpkin pie any day.  I should really remember to finish proofreading BEFORE clicking that ‘say it, don’t spray it’ button, instead of waiting until after it’s posted.

Just use real pumpkin (Sugar Pumpkin, say) instead of Libby’s debateably-not-really-a-pumpkin-but-more-of-a-butternut-squash pumpkins.

That, or make pecan pie.  A properly prepared pumpkin pie beats a pumpkin pie any day.

(since this thread seems to include both serious and not-so-serious replies, one of each in a single post; serious reply first)

I have yet to make the ‘big goal’ of getting published (though I was once in negotiations to sell a manuscript for a novel, but they fell through because I mentioned on the ‘net that I was in negotiations and was seeking advice, which apparently violated an unwritten policy of theirs.  *sigh*), but I have written 3 complete novels (one circulating with publishers, one being revised, and one set aside because it needs more extensive revisions than I’m able to take the time to make right now), two partials, and a bunch of short stories… (I haven’t bothered trying to sell the short stories, since there’s nowhere decent left to sell short stories which aren’t in certain very specific genre any more)

Oh, and I managed to get a personal best 4 tubs of laundry done in one day last saturday.

I shot a rapist.

You asked Miss Melinda over for coffee yet?

I think I know why there’s a shortage of punkins:

It’s just not worth it to even try to get through to these people.

Yea no Playboy mags for the butthole bandits.

Lloyd ... Yes, that, and there are other ways to get fetal stem cells without destroying a fetus.

Incredible accomlishments, people!  Nobel Prizes all around!!! :D

Considering their close-minded clientele, it was probably a good business decision on their part.

I am proud of my wife and family and that I made it through some very dicey times and God preserved me and kept me whole till I had to retire.  Then I survived surgery.

“He moves like baboon . . . with two crubbed feet! “

...omg is that a REMO WILLIAMS quote I see??!!?!?