The 86-year-old governor of a southern Indian state resigned, a day after a television news channel broadcast a tape allegedly showing him in bed with three women.
86 years old. Whatever they’re eating over there, there’s a lot to be said in its favor.
It’s bad enough he reminds us of those innocent days of yore, when the worst behavior in the Oval Office was the occasional hummer from an intern. No, he has to go completely over the top and blow Bubba’s record clean out of the water. I don’t think even JFK in his prime knocked down a trifecta, though he seemed to make a conscious choice of quality over quantity.
Anyway, we miss you, Bubba. Never thought I’d say that, but damn, I’d love to go back to a big dumb goof whose primary interest in the Office was getting his wick dipped, not gutting our entire way of life.
Tiwari’s office denied the allegation, denouncing the tape as fabricated.
Tiwari himself was last seen standing atop the Taj Mahal, pounding his chest and threatening passing biplanes with his junk.
apotheosis, wasteland legend 
