Waaa!  Call the waaaambulance.  Poor widdle abused me.

Let me kill the beotch!

I thought you were a lover and not a fighter, Pepe...I mean, Elvis.

Scorpius,

The fact that you have never seen me and Pepe in the same place is merely coincidence.

HA! Like....WMDs!

Kinda like Clark Kent and Batman.

Or the Ambiguosly Gay Duo!

Don’t let the Sponge Bob boxer shorts fool ya, mistress.  I am hetero from the word go.

I dunno, do these guys look like elvis or Pepe?

*I won’t say go...I won’t say go....I won’t say go....*

Strange things are afoot at the SondraK.

Scorps,

The fact that you have that photo so close at hand is strangely disturbing.

I think we should write letters to the court asking the jury to be...what’s that word?… merciful...and put him from his misery.

A history of mental illness?  I thought that was a given for that bunch.

Steppy,

Please tell me you’re not as delusional as Bucky Kat.

Elvis,

Bucky?  Delusional?  Me?

No, no, no.  I only WISH.

A gal’s gotta have a dream, is that what you’re saying?

Elvis,

Exactly.

that’s just emberrassing....

[the post matter—not Bucky...]

“...home where his mother was repeatedly beaten..” Where’s the beef?  That’s normal in sharia land.

Elivs I’m strangely disturbed too.
Scorpius, I was going over a number of my files last night and I breeezed by the one you posted and just craked up again (as I usually do) and here tonite--whammo--you used it. Fitting!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-a-a-a-aa--aa-a!

As to moosey boy, I’m on my third box of cleanex. I’m just so moved he had to go through that kind of childhood.