Celebrity Jeopardy.
Q: “Kirsty Ally’s measurements before liposcution?”

Does it have anything to do with stretching exercises and Michael Jackson’s sphincter?

Ages of three of the virgins waiting for their suicide bombers in islam heaven???

I can’t remember the punchline, but your mother’s a whore.

Numbers ?

even numbers ?

130 ?

IQ’s of Leno’s Man in the Street respondees?

Number of non-press attendees at Sheehan speeches?

Number of honest congressmen in three consecutive years?

Number of gropings per hour in a San Francisco bath house on Friday night?

Number of fuel cells required to get your enviromobile to 11mph on level ground?

Lies per Clinton per month?

Dave....what is the sound a doggie makes?

139.61

Someone’s really bad measurements?

In English it’s woff woff!
In Chinese it’s wo wo!
In Malay it’s kong kong!
In Japanese it’s ha ha!
In Finnish it’s hau hau!

Is the doggie thing a clue?

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I get the picture of the MSM like the Wicked Witch of the West cakling in her crystal ball just saying how these are great numbers my pretty. Soon we will have Bush out of the White House with all the other ‘new-cons’ and we’ll be back in power. Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-.

Now you can bark Dave.