my boss is an idiot!

no, wait, I learned that some time ago… today merely reinforced it.

Humility.  Not just today, but every day for the last several months.  It’s a long process, sometimes painful. Being able to come here and play and be a smartass from time to time helps.  It’s good therapy.  Thanks everyone!

Jeez, is that serious enough for everyone?  Now where’s my dang spankings?

That John Kerry is writing a book on climate change.

Today (about 30 minutes ago) I learned that there would be no “House” on tonight, to make room for a two hour Americun Idle.

(starts spittin and sputterin)

Mike G, Concur, but have found that for me there is often a fine line between humility and being a dumbass, and I never know what side of the line I’m on.

My minion is on Claire’s payroll.

Also, the New James Bond is a cylon.

Xerxes was really big and really, really gay.
Leonidas died like St Sebastian.
“May you live forever” is a really cool curse.
My lawn holds around ten roll-around trash bins of pine cones.
I really, really hate pine cones.

That ‘W’’s appointments have been fer crap. Just read a dumb ass dealio on a company from my area that did a deal for NO for the pumps and they sucked and get aload of the excuses as to why.

I was driving through the park, and surprised a red fox. I discovered that foxes can canter, for this one clearly did as it headed away.

Ever since I learned that the big cats don’t canter, I’ve been curious about which four-legged critters do and don’t canter. Put red foxes in the do category.

Er, LLoyd, Pumps are supposed to suck.  Kinda like vacuums.

Doug...you forgot Leonidas didn’t die on his knees:)

Jesus Sondra, thanks for giving away the ending.

Just for that, <b><i>no soup for you!

Missy,
I was refering to the imagery at the end.
Very painted-saintly. Just needed a halo.

My son cut the lawn for the first time this season and when I got home all I could smell was cut wild onions. Mmmmm
Spring is here. Thank you Al Bore.

I learned that Mrs. TC shouldn’t tell Connor we bought cupcakes while driving him home from daycare.

I learned that Hillary Rodent Clinton is a raging paranoid hypocrite and that the price of gasoline has been steadily rising ever since the Demorats regained control of Congress.

I could use more fiber in my diet.

It was fantastic!  One of the best craps ever and one of those that was so complete I didn’t even need toilet paper for fast easy cleanup!  Thanks for remembering...yeah that was one GREAT crap....

guys!  take it out back.  yeah… see it?  to that little house with the half moon.

I learned, thank the great spirits, that Sierrahome can cook up a mess of breaded pork loins that are larripin good AND not mention the quality of craps while doing it...............?!?!  [tmi]

that little house with the half moon.

Ain’t those called mosques?

What red-blooded American guy doesn’t enjoy a healthy bowel movement?

I’ve been reputed to emerge from the bathroom after a healthy dump and state something like, “I feel like a new man.”

It’s not something I announce to the world.  Well, at least not until this comment.

Lerned how to do this:
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As ya gits older, fellas, you’ll treasure the experience to far greater degrees, lemme tell ya, ‘specially if you get on some of the meds they give me.

BTW, the mint MoM is better’n the cherry, IMHO, to counter the side effects of those damned pills.  Dove dark chocolate’s even better.  Docusate calcium works (doc prescribed for occasional use), but it can take up to 2 days.  MoM works in about 10 hours on me.  Take it ‘round 2000 and plan on not leavin the house ‘til mebbe 0800 next mornin.  AND DON’T OVERDO IT!

There are a bunch of politico’s who look like they could do with a nice BM.

I learned the bridge issue between the right (me) and the left (my college prof golfing buddy).  Illegal Mexican immigration!

We both agreed today that the politicos in Washington are ignoring the vast majority of Americans who don’t want amnesty.  We also agreed that the America will be Mexico with all of the attendant poverty and corruption if things continue down this path.

No wonder most Kisper men have Biohazard signs on their bathrooms

My turds are tapered, so my asshole don’t slam shut.

That’s an excellent option Bob1

Sierra, WOW!!! I must a missed that post! As the saying goes,Sex is over rated, and a good shit is under rated.

Had a BIG bowl of shredded wheat with warm skim milk for breakfast and two oranges for lunch and I’ll have an apple for desert tonight...yesser tomorrow oughta be another BANNER day.

”Sex is over rated, and a good shit is under rated.”

Actually I’m a BIG fan of both...as long as I have a good idea where the TV remote is.

Sierra, have some cheese with that for added body and smooth flow.

That’s it.  I’ve had it with you boys.

*slam*

Cool she’s gone, you guys wanna light farts?

Sure.  Got any Beer Nuts?

Either I don’t know how to shit, or you don’t…

Popcorn works well, too.

So does a nice big bowl of sour kraut.

HEY! Can I hang here with youz guyz????

Hell no elephant man! Didn’t know the circus was in town?

Good night!
I go outta town and come back to play catch up - The “boys” have all reverted back to their teen age years.
What - no talk of wet dreams?
btw, WHERE did elephant man come from?
Someone better lock him away.

I found out Melissa went out of town for a few daze.......