Totally Erected… not.

I imagine her to speak in deep Russian voice.....

Remember what the door mouse said,"Feed you head.”

Doesn’t get me Totally Erected either.

Russian blow up doll.....

I am so totally not erected it’s like, not erected.

Cold winter coming?
Full contact bridge?

I’ll stick with the stuff I can buy at Kohl’s.

It looks like Minnie Mouse got some testostrone shots to help her through menopause.

Michelin sponsoring this?

Love the bow--- She looks kinda crabby I’m sceered to say anything bad about it.  I ‘spose I’d be kinda crabby if I hada wear that to.

Stephanie, I heart Khol’s WAY!!!!
Best clearance racks on the planet :)

OMGLOLWTFBBQ!!!11one!!1111

The Dark Knight look is so last summer.

Mmmmmm, I call it “homosexual fashion designers hate women line but no, not you darling… you look FAAAAABULOUS… Now go throw up and lose another dress size for me you cow!”

WTF Is this supposed to be what people actually wear or is this a tribute to the Mickey Mouse Club??

I looks like a sleeping bag gone mad.

I was going to make a snarky comment ‘bout ‘totally erected’,
but alla youz porch minkees beat me to it!!
I’d scowl too if I had to wear something as ridiculous as that!
Looks like a collision between a tablecloth & a decontamination suit!!

Wonder if the scowl is because someone off camera made a bubble wrap suggestion?

Dear model,

They make special stockings to help with those varicose veins.

The rest… not so much.

I thought of Dorothy in leather riding the tornado.

P.S. I don’t want to be one to name names, but check your birthday list for tomorrow, please. Hint = the initials are… Me

She doesn’t look happy, does she?

Should have called it Totaly Limp.

“I am so going to beat my agent to death as soon as the check for this job clears...”