Eat bread? Too many carbs.

Attention, human slave, return to the computer at once.

Leave that one on office screensavers…

Avoid technology.
Ignore technology reality .
Cuz what the LSM is feedin’ ya is bullshiite!

Ha ha ha yea right. People couldn’t even go a month not talking about Sarah Palin.

10.  Give Back.

What the hell does that even mean?  Trust me, Skippy...you DO NOT want me to start “giving back”.

meh

doesn’t #2 cancel #9 ?

Waiting for Claire to pipe in..........

Oh, and I don’t recommend it guys, we’re going live with the new blog any minute now...........

I don’t understand. Doesn’t everyone already do this regularly? That’s why we go one several camping/hunting trips every year. To unplug.

”Avoid technology”
hm… so how ya gonna get/make that bread?  wine?  candles? And what if your “loved ones” are miles away?  walk?  on streets?!? or over the river and thru the woods? with no shooooz? [or like Hog - no pants?] all that “ow! ow! ow!” is hardly conducive to “silence.”

“chewing each mouthful of food you eat real slow – 18 chews a bite.” rly?  becoming OCD is “nurturing your health”?

so the point is.....

the core idea isn’t to follow a particular religious practice — or even to follow the ten principles to the dot. It’s to use all the guidelines and information provided to find what works — or doesn’t work— for you when it comes to unplugging

read: “Do, like… whatever, ‘k?” The self-dicipline of Teh Progs.