Oh, my…

Oooohhhhh yeeeeeaaaahh.

Um...The carpet doesn’t match the drapes...Not that it matters, really.

Aeon Flux F*cks

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
(Nope, she ain’t no real blonde)

“Beneath the coo-coo`s nest lies the escalator to Heaven or Hell”!  Like I care!  ALL ABOARD!!!!!

“Ring-dang-doo…
What the hell is that..
All fuzzy and warm…
Like a pussy cat!”

“Nice beaver!”

“Thanks, I just had it stuffed.”

Has anyone mentioned the word, “wax” to this woman?

Charlize is just keepin’ it real with the beaver, left her B cups “unimproved,” too.

ptui!  got any floss?

The floss is already there.

Nice photosnatch job.

“...I don’t know who the guy on the right is, but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson!”

Auditioning for Basic Instinct 3.

When you said “Watch out the for the fuzz, I thought you ment the police....”

That’s Better…

The guys on either side are showin’ ‘em some appreciation.  They’d stand, but you know how that is.

I smell a photoshop.... or is that Country Flower?

That is certainly a cute snagglepuss, but it doesn’t look right.  Tha angle is all wrong.

Why would you wax such a lovely garden, god gave it to her, let it grow.

/Rodney Carrington off

don’t need no damn wax, you need joe the barber

photoshopped!

Looks like a job for Floyd the barber.