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THEN WHAT’S YUR FUCKING PLAN?????????

*aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

How did this chicken shit dipwad ever work for my govmint?

Sooo, Rich.  You’re sayin’ we should just sit back and let it happen?  And then maybe launch a few tomahawks like Slick WIlly did?  Yeah.  That plan works real well.  Fit him with a muzzle already.

Math puzzle:  Four males + Clarke are in a room.  Explain why there are only 8 testicles.

Extra points: if explained in a mathematic formula.

Whadda douchebag! What’s the matter, not enough attention?

Lessee Col.,

Naught from naught is naught.  Naught guzzinta naught, naught times.  Shit, Jethro, come here and help me cipher this here riddle.

N = 2[n-(nm/2)-nw-nu-nc-nx]

N: number of testicles present
n: number of people present
nm: number of adult men with only one gonad present
nw: number of adult women present
nu: number of eunuchs present
nc: number of children present
nx: number of males castrated during the event and gonads disposed of

In Col-J’s example:
N = 8 and n = 5
We assume that nm=0, nw=0, nc=0, nx=0
Therefore, nu = 1.

indeterminate question: define “testicles” in relation to “former administration officials’

DougM,

BINGO!  You are revealed as math wizard of universe.  Permanent Change of Stations orders in the mail:  you are to report to Area 51 as Head Engineer; congrats.....  wear civvies..................

Colonel Jerry,

But, but......we’ll never see DougM again!!!!

TRICK QUESTION!!!!  NO FAIR!!!

Stepps,

Your last sentence is not a question. Jist exclamatory marks...........?............yr coo-respondance Engrish teach...............thought is A+, punctuation is C-.................. time fer sum more nuke meds....................meeee too.............

Cletus E. Smif ph.D Ed. fm matchbook U.

In all fairness, Colonel—your first sentence is, also, not a question.

Colonel, Sir,

Terribly sorry.  You’re right.

However your question, which would reveal who would get sent to Area 51 was, in fact, a trick question.  You were looking for the bestest and brightest....est.  We all know DougM will never be seen or heard from again.

Dastardly, I tells ya.

‘sides, Claire is right.

Where IS DougM????

pee-es-o-s......I nuked an hour ago.  Try and keep up, here.

Crapsandwich, I just looked at the time stamp.  I’m WAAAAAY behind.

Rat........