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Check out Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France

PUSSIES OF FRANCE - TEE HEE

If you wear this in an airport can you bypass groping . . .errr . . screening?

OMFG, ibpayne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost had heart failure from laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Military_history_of_France&diff=52737172&oldid=52737038

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Military_history_of_France&diff=52740850&oldid=52740275

“This is the period where the French military evolved into a fine French pastery. It looks pretty, but it crumbles under the slightest pressure. Around this time period the term “make love, not war” was introduced into the French language, and thus the first sissy hippies came into existance. “

I STFG, I am going to DIE laughing!!!

“Eet eez important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering,” said Colonel Philippe Marie-Jeane Yves-Montand Gauloise du Pepee, Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in countless battles dating back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. “We French are world masters at surrendering, n’est ce pas? Not like you arrogant Americans, who
never surrender. Ha! I spit on your feelthy American victories!”
Sorry, I don’t remember where I copied that!  It was a long time ago......

Beth, I went on a mission to find a better defence against Towelheads...my answer also aids the pork industry!

http://my.starstream.net/sierrahome/Lems.wmv

BAWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sierra,

You crack me up!!!!

And another video

http://my.starstream.net/sierrahome/pad.wmv

Holy Sweet JeeeeBuuus SH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have an adorable little pewter flying pig lapel pin that I often wear. 

Here it is:

http://www.randi.org/shopping/index.html

(look down at the bottom of the page)