Is it a pear tree?

a grown adult naked in a tree causing a civil disturbance is an animal that needs to be put down

I think a fun thing to do with people like this is gather a bunch of people and hand them all loaded paint guns. What a BLAST!!!!!!!!

Thousands of bucks for the equipment, I could of got him down for about 60 cents.

Tranquilizer dart?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Water canon.  Works everytime.

Wonder if he hurt winkie and the boys.

Sondrak,

It’s a pear tree now.  It’s got ass all over it.

A$$”, Ms Stepps? I looked and looked, and never saw a single *asterisk*.......

I agree with the paintball guns.....ouch.

LOL, I can’t imagine those slappin’ twigs felt very well on the ol’ package

I didn’t see a rampage though.  He must have broke his rampager on some slappin’ twigs and rasping bark.
Definitely a recessive chimpanzee gene coming out.

Less than lethal:

Permanent blue dye and Capsicum loaded paint balls.

-OR-

Full escalation of extreme prejudice:

My favorite .762 mm 165gr. Speer Grand Slam pushed along at 2800fps and close to a ton of energy at the muzzle.

“held police in Los Angeles at bay”
with *what?!?*

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*looks closer*
hey… Is that Sully? Overwrought again?

Dammit, Claire!

GMTA

Zactly what I thought Claire.....in as much as he was as armed as the rest of us are at birth.

Spray him with some monkey estros, then send a couple trained orangutans up with a penchant for closing the deal and standby............with video cameras and popcorn.

Gives them a better vantage point for flinging ... stuff.

I’d be careful if I were a cop too.  Heaven knows what diseases he could be able to transmit.

with *what?!?*

The ACLU, of course.