oh definitely....

(but its more fun when we vote fer Jessica, cuz SOMEBODY out there can’t stand her)

I wish I was HER gardener.

Sorry, can’t get into Charlize, built too much like a guy.

Now SHE is loverly.
Thank gawd, guys. You were all scaring me!
And bless you MajMike! Now I know even moreso that you are al ok....you’ve just been teasing me!
HA!

agreed!
never mind her gardner, I wish I was her barber!!

I think she’s BeauTEEful...close to perfect...I just wish she’d stop calling, Mrs. “S” is getting pissed.

You guys are nutz.  This is beautiful?

;)

Scorps, you’re gonna have to be the one to take SK down to the optometrist… and while you’re there..  {hint hint}

no way she looks like a dude!!!

i’d mow her lawn.

I’d hose her driveway.

I’d wash her windows.

Wait...that didn’t make any sense.

I’m sure you would, Scorp. If only to scrape off the drool of all these guys.........trying to get a look at me and her having one of our famous pillow fights.

*reads comments*

*pictures pillow fight*

*passes out*

...in white cotton panties.

And of course after the tickling we kiss.

schpa-doinkle!

Sondra, are you trying to give all your minions heart attacks?

*no longer capable of rational thought*

*passes out even more*

Sondra, YOU KILLED POOH, YOU BASTARDS! /South Park

Scorps:  try that “window\” joke again, but use “spackle” instead of “wash"…

Sondra + Charlize + pillow fight = mindless zombie males ready to do your bidding

*struggles back to consciousness*

Thanks, guys.  Haven’t had one of them dreams since I was like 14.

I’ll be OK now, at least until next Maxim Wednesday at KisP.

(Was going to ask if anybody had a hose, but realized that would be really really really stoopid.)

damn Pooh, that was close!  five more minutes and the jarhead was gonna tea-bag ya!

Thanks, Major.

I thought I was safe from the jarhead.  Some squid told me he had a broke back (or sumpin’ like that).

Ease up on the “jarhead” Major Mike or it`s Flame War--D-Day, H-hour............... ;)

OK, COL Jerry… Jarheads are too close to them squids.

Haven’t met too many Leathernecks that can carry a Ranger’s ruck.

RLTW!!!

with all due, etc etc…

the joke just doesn’t work using the squid punch line.  try it and you’ll see what i mean!

Safety in numbers Coach?

Rangers won’t be knowing nothing ‘bout superior numbers… (that requires math)

Allons!

Cav humor…

Rangers don’t need superior numbers.  Just ask the “skinnies” in Mogadishu.  Or the Krauts at Pint du Hoc.

Point, not pint.

Watch out MajMike! The Col has some Marine Recon and Navy SEALS on his side!

I’ve clubbed a few SEALs.  Heh.

ah, but i have the power of the boots!!  so SondraK says i win!

http://www.dehner.com/dehner/me_boot.htm

MajMike,

Why am I getting Nancy Sinatra singing in my head?