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“Jumpin’ Mohammed Flash” just doesn’t roll off the tongue.

You don’t know Mohammed.

What a Mohammed-off.

etc.

English classroom:

“Okay, Mohammed?”

20 hands go up.

Mohammed be nimble,
Mohammed be quick,
Mohammed jumped over the candlestick.

Mohammed Sprat could eat no pork
His wife he wouldn’t let drive.
And so between the two of them,
They strapped a bomb to their child!

Out of deep respect for Islam and respect for the founder, these couples conceiving these babies should abort and try again. Eventually they’ll get lucky and get one named Ahmad or Ali or some such.Don’t wanna piss off Mo or any of the cult er, uh, religious leaders.

”HEY MO!!!”