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Painful.


comment by Steve H. Graham  on  03/04  at  10:47 AM
JonB

Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll be the first president in the history of he US to overdose on cocaine.


comment by JonB  on  03/04  at  10:49 AM
Hog Whitman - Escaped Mental Patient

Is it just me or is the word “history” getting waaaaay too much use these days? The first in history this, the most in history that, blah blah history, history, history blah blah fucking history…

Are there no other superlatives available? Fuck history, and that’s the first time in history I’ve ever typed that. Fuck history. And that’s only the second time in history I’ve ever typed that!


comment by Hog Whitman - Escaped Mental Patient  on  03/04  at  11:09 AM
SondraK, unapologetic Lympian Slayer

Historically speaking, yes.


comment by SondraK, unapologetic Lympian Slayer  on  03/04  at  11:12 AM
Wollf, a Leather-ed-Neck

Benjamin Franklin once wrote, “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

He’s probably faking the brewing. All I taste is the water, and it’s making me sick.


comment by Wollf, a Leather-ed-Neck  on  03/04  at  11:14 AM
geezerette

Next they’ll be growing their own medicinal pot.  If it grows as good as the sweet potatoes did--- ohmmmmmmmmmm


comment by geezerette  on  03/04  at  11:20 AM
Paul

Inbev will be on the phone shortly to buy him out.


comment by Paul  on  03/04  at  11:21 AM
Colonel Jerry USMC (ret.)

MICHELLE MEAD! “Enjoy your cushy barstool butt while sipping a Double M!” (...goes great with a bowl of pork rind chips!...)

Friday happy hour special: Double M`s just 25 cents or 3 for a dollar!!!! 


comment by Colonel Jerry USMC (ret.)  on  03/04  at  11:23 AM
SondraK, unapologetic Lympian Slayer

Is there ANYthing this guy can’t do?

Where does he find the time?


comment by SondraK, unapologetic Lympian Slayer  on  03/04  at  11:35 AM
Alan Hussein, the outback bacon czar.

Are we paying for his fucking beer now?


comment by Alan Hussein, the outback bacon czar.  on  03/04  at  11:40 AM

A knife in the back to all union organized brewers.


comment by accipiter NW  on  03/04  at  11:54 AM

I don’t believe that Obama actually brewed the beer, the WH Chef did. Brewing your own requires some knowledge of chemistry. Obama just charged his Chef to brew it. Sort of like how the WH garden is done. And as Master of the House, you get to take credit.


comment by KungPow  on  03/04  at  12:27 PM
mojo

I hear Little Kimmie was one heck of a beer-master back inna day…


comment by mojo  on  03/04  at  12:29 PM

If he’s taking suggestions, let me submit that he conduct a seppuku seminar.

Barring that, I’d like to see a simple disappearing act . . .in perpetuity.


comment by the illicit but still-at-large bocopro  on  03/04  at  12:44 PM

“Is there ANYthing this guy can’t do? “

Yes indeed - a man of many talents.  Run the Free World, brew beer, win the Nobel Prize, . . .

(Though he might have to give that back if the Israeli-Palestine thing doesn’t sort itself out.)

Obama is beginning to remind me of Our Man Flint.

I suppose his daughters drew the bottle label.

KungPow: “Brewing your own requires some knowledge of chemistry.”

Either that, or one of the many beer-brewing kits on the market.  I agree, though, that it’s not all that simple, not like making puff pastry.


comment by ZZMike  on  03/04  at  12:52 PM
JonB

Obamaweiser: half light, half dark, total shit.


comment by JonB  on  03/04  at  01:00 PM
DoubleU

and in more important news....TAMMY BRUCE IS ON REDEYE tonight!


comment by DoubleU  on  03/04  at  01:08 PM

What’s it called? Power Drunk? Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s a caseful of tasteless.


comment by PeggyU  on  03/04  at  01:12 PM
David A. Tatum

*scratches head* I guess Billy Beer doesn’t count, because it was the president’s brother and not the president himself, huh?


comment by David A. Tatum  on  03/04  at  01:14 PM
Paladin

“Where does he find the time?”

I was just going to ask the same thing.  Between ignoring middle east unrest, Somalian pirates, and judicial decisions from Florida; add to that the tiring process of cozying up to tyrants, pissing on our allies, hiding from imminent terrorism attacks, permitting weapons exports to Mexican cartels, keeping oil in the ground where it belongs; then factor in shooting hoops with the kids, organizing parties, setting up tee times, gazing in the mirror, and feeding Michelle . . .  How in the hell does he have time to brew his own beer?  I don’t have that kind of time and all I have is a job, wife, and four gridlings.


comment by Paladin  on  03/04  at  01:36 PM

There is no way he is brewing the beer. I brew beer, and it’s way too much work for a sissy like Obama. Plus it requires personality characteristics other than self-worship and ruthless ambition. I would be amazed if Obama knew how to boil an egg, let alone do a mash, calculate bitterness, choose bittering and finishing hops, or prepare a starter.

Hey, I know who’s brewing the beer! Bill Ayers!


comment by Steve H. Graham  on  03/04  at  01:37 PM
mojo

Narcissus Pale Ale


comment by mojo  on  03/04  at  02:03 PM

Did it himself?
Yeah, I can just picture him scrubbing and sterilizing all the brew ware used in making it, himself.
Fucker probably doesnt now the difference batween pilsner and porter.


comment by Cheesy  on  03/04  at  02:04 PM
Annoyed White Male

He used arugula instead of hopps.  The beer is bitter, half-dark (golf clap for JonB!) and people buy it without trying it.

David: Billy Carter didn’t actually make beer in the WH that I know of.


comment by Annoyed White Male  on  03/04  at  02:16 PM
mojo

I actually have an unopened can of “Billy” beer.

Make me an offer.


comment by mojo  on  03/04  at  02:46 PM
JonB

Mojo: crack that puppy open and pour it over Obama’s head on national television, and I’ll start a fund for your bail. :D


comment by JonB  on  03/04  at  03:24 PM
Stilton

MarxLite.jpeg


comment by Stilton  on  03/04  at  03:33 PM
DoubleU

This will be my 9500th post!  (That I was registered and logged in to make)


comment by DoubleU  on  03/04  at  03:35 PM
Paladin

Nice one, Stilton.


comment by Paladin  on  03/04  at  04:31 PM

Alan: The President’s living expenses have long (always?) been on the public dime.

He gets that salary, you know. And the White House’s maintenance, staffing, and so on.

Homebrew is cheaper than a liquor cabinet, in any case.

And to be fair to the Obamas, they as far as I can tell didn’t claim “He Brewed It Himself”; that spin was put on it by TheHill, probably out of sheer laziness.

The “Obamafoodarama” blog, which is the original source, makes it quite clear that it’s the Chefs doing the brewing, with no suggestion of Executive credit-stealing.

In summary, “meh”. There are far more accurate and important things to be upset about, in the White House and the President’s actions, eh?


comment by Sigivald  on  03/04  at  04:37 PM
Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting

No near beer?


comment by Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting  on  03/04  at  04:51 PM
SondraK, unapologetic Lympian Slayer

mojo, I’ll trade you a can of DOG FOOD for it!


comment by SondraK, unapologetic Lympian Slayer  on  03/04  at  05:08 PM

I bet it’s heifer whizzen.


comment by Snuffy Smith  on  03/04  at  05:31 PM
JonB

Iwoneken


comment by JonB  on  03/04  at  05:33 PM
Bob1

At first glance, I thought the label said “Homey Ale.”


comment by Bob1  on  03/04  at  07:19 PM
Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting

Iwoneken
<i>“Homey Ale.” <i>
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!


comment by Melissa in Texas.. watching and waiting  on  03/04  at  07:22 PM
mech (discriminating characterist)

I about gagged when I read they used honey from mooshelle’s beehive, then I forced myself to believe that there is a box in the garden where the pollinating insects live-- we know there’s no room for bees since she has bats in her belfry.


comment by mech (discriminating characterist)  on  03/04  at  07:47 PM

I bet it tastes and smells like rotting fish.


comment by Snuffy Smith  on  03/04  at  09:36 PM
Hog Whitman - Escaped Mental Patient

Why does moosechelle’s “beehive” have so many flies around it?


comment by Hog Whitman - Escaped Mental Patient  on  03/04  at  10:51 PM

......... ‘cause it keeps da flies off my watermelon.
(very,very old joke)


comment by Spin  on  03/05  at  12:56 AM

Ah, did he actually brew it himself or ‘delegate’ the task to one of his minions?


comment by MSgt  on  03/06  at  10:15 AM

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