Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll be the first president in the history of he US to overdose on cocaine.
Is it just me or is the word “history” getting waaaaay too much use these days? The first in history this, the most in history that, blah blah history, history, history blah blah fucking history…
Are there no other superlatives available? Fuck history, and that’s the first time in history I’ve ever typed that. Fuck history. And that’s only the second time in history I’ve ever typed that!
Historically speaking, yes.
Benjamin Franklin once wrote, “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
He’s probably faking the brewing. All I taste is the water, and it’s making me sick.
Next they’ll be growing their own medicinal pot. If it grows as good as the sweet potatoes did--- ohmmmmmmmmmm
Inbev will be on the phone shortly to buy him out.
MICHELLE MEAD! “Enjoy your cushy barstool butt while sipping a Double M!” (...goes great with a bowl of pork rind chips!...)
Friday happy hour special: Double M`s just 25 cents or 3 for a dollar!!!!
Is there ANYthing this guy can’t do?
Where does he find the time?
Are we paying for his fucking beer now?
A knife in the back to all union organized brewers.
I don’t believe that Obama actually brewed the beer, the WH Chef did. Brewing your own requires some knowledge of chemistry. Obama just charged his Chef to brew it. Sort of like how the WH garden is done. And as Master of the House, you get to take credit.
I hear Little Kimmie was one heck of a beer-master back inna day…
If he’s taking suggestions, let me submit that he conduct a seppuku seminar.
Barring that, I’d like to see a simple disappearing act . . .in perpetuity.
“Is there ANYthing this guy can’t do? “
Yes indeed - a man of many talents. Run the Free World, brew beer, win the Nobel Prize, . . .
(Though he might have to give that back if the Israeli-Palestine thing doesn’t sort itself out.)
Obama is beginning to remind me of Our Man Flint.
I suppose his daughters drew the bottle label.
KungPow: “Brewing your own requires some knowledge of chemistry.”
Either that, or one of the many beer-brewing kits on the market. I agree, though, that it’s not all that simple, not like making puff pastry.
Obamaweiser: half light, half dark, total shit.
and in more important news....TAMMY BRUCE IS ON REDEYE tonight!
What’s it called? Power Drunk? Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s a caseful of tasteless.
*scratches head* I guess Billy Beer doesn’t count, because it was the president’s brother and not the president himself, huh?
“Where does he find the time?”
I was just going to ask the same thing. Between ignoring middle east unrest, Somalian pirates, and judicial decisions from Florida; add to that the tiring process of cozying up to tyrants, pissing on our allies, hiding from imminent terrorism attacks, permitting weapons exports to Mexican cartels, keeping oil in the ground where it belongs; then factor in shooting hoops with the kids, organizing parties, setting up tee times, gazing in the mirror, and feeding Michelle . . . How in the hell does he have time to brew his own beer? I don’t have that kind of time and all I have is a job, wife, and four gridlings.
There is no way he is brewing the beer. I brew beer, and it’s way too much work for a sissy like Obama. Plus it requires personality characteristics other than self-worship and ruthless ambition. I would be amazed if Obama knew how to boil an egg, let alone do a mash, calculate bitterness, choose bittering and finishing hops, or prepare a starter.
Hey, I know who’s brewing the beer! Bill Ayers!
Narcissus Pale Ale
Did it himself?
Yeah, I can just picture him scrubbing and sterilizing all the brew ware used in making it, himself.
Fucker probably doesnt now the difference batween pilsner and porter.
He used arugula instead of hopps. The beer is bitter, half-dark (golf clap for JonB!) and people buy it without trying it.
David: Billy Carter didn’t actually make beer in the WH that I know of.
I actually have an unopened can of “Billy” beer.
Make me an offer.
Mojo: crack that puppy open and pour it over Obama’s head on national television, and I’ll start a fund for your bail. :D
This will be my 9500th post! (That I was registered and logged in to make)
Nice one, Stilton.
Alan: The President’s living expenses have long (always?) been on the public dime.
He gets that salary, you know. And the White House’s maintenance, staffing, and so on.
Homebrew is cheaper than a liquor cabinet, in any case.
And to be fair to the Obamas, they as far as I can tell didn’t claim “He Brewed It Himself”; that spin was put on it by TheHill, probably out of sheer laziness.
The “Obamafoodarama” blog, which is the original source, makes it quite clear that it’s the Chefs doing the brewing, with no suggestion of Executive credit-stealing.
In summary, “meh”. There are far more accurate and important things to be upset about, in the White House and the President’s actions, eh?
No near beer?
mojo, I’ll trade you a can of DOG FOOD for it!
I bet it’s heifer whizzen.
At first glance, I thought the label said “Homey Ale.”
<i>“Homey Ale.” <i>
I about gagged when I read they used honey from mooshelle’s beehive, then I forced myself to believe that there is a box in the garden where the pollinating insects live-- we know there’s no room for bees since she has bats in her belfry.
I bet it tastes and smells like rotting fish.
Why does moosechelle’s “beehive” have so many flies around it?
......... ‘cause it keeps da flies off my watermelon.
(very,very old joke)
Ah, did he actually brew it himself or ‘delegate’ the task to one of his minions?
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