Well then come over and clean my monitors and keyboard.  :P

Apo been waitin’ weeks to use that line…

I am so stealing that one.  Good on ya Apo!

That guy is in for one chile reception

Well played, shrubber.  Well played.

He better keep that new sweater and compression socks, ‘cause that’s all the warmth he’s getting for a while.

Punn was sooo stolen!

Punn was sooo stolen!

Was it?  Unintentional, if so.

Let me know, I’ll give the proper credit.

Apo!!!!
Puns are not stolen,
they are merely recycled.

Severul tousant cheatin-husbands just added *1 more possibility* to their “What not to do in an affair!” black notebook!  (...which will always miss the one that nails em)-----for 2 reasons:
1.  God hates a wiseass!

2. Good wives have a 7th sense, variously called: The Detective/Coroner/Bloodhound/ Phenomona (...DeeCee/Bee Pee...for short, at good wives gatherings...)

Yeup Colonel.

They do indeed.

My dear uncle (da retired bishop of Colorado, married 58 years, with 5 kiddos, 15 grands and a growing number of great grand kiddos) is firmly convinced that women.....wives in particular, have a vaginal-uterine sense and communal memory that put men at their peril if they stray from the marriage.

Burned butts and broken egos are better than Bobbitized bodies!

Apo…
LOLOLOL!
So he found a hole he could not crawl out of?

as well you should be, young man
[like ya were...]

OT

Did he see his shadow?

^^ waaaahaaaahaaaaaaa!^^
Another good one!

Apparently Chilean miner jokes are becoming viral.

Oh how I love puns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZG14eGmR8

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

“My life is mine, all mine,” he said; but she hadn’t given him permission to “Drill, baby drill;” so she caved-in and gave him the shaft. At least she didn’t call the coppers.

Holy moley, I can dig it. The depths some people reach trapped in the pursuit of easy holes, especially for an ‘ore that many other men had exploited before. It’s unearthly, low, casts one into darkness, and ultimately separates families. When the whole thing surfaces, you’re likely to become an internet meme, too, especially if it turns out she’s with chile.
(okay, I’m done)

Not gonna ask MsMelissa how she found that.

^bwaaaahaaaahaaaa^
Surely I am not the only one who liked Dr. Demento?

Hell I think I posted it here once before.

I grew up on Dr Demento.  Fish Heads, They’re Coming to Take Me Away, The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun...oh yes.

Oh hell teah, apo!
I was playing Dead Puppies for my son earlier....
He fled the house ;)

I was gonna mention that one but figured i’d get in trouble for it.

It’s so deliciously horribly mindlessly awful, it’s like the audio equivalent of repeatedly punching a koala in the face.  You just know it’d make PETArds explode in fountains of outraged tears.

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!
No kidding, apo!
I love my critters… all 9 of them… but that song…
OMG!

she’s going to THROWWW HIM...in the STEWWWWWWWwwwwwww…

omg I love youtube.

HAHAHAHAAAAA!
Good night, we are some sick puppies ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvh6JPSmy0&feature=related

Stop me now!

My favorite thing about the DD show is it introduced me to Tom Lehrer.

Who, while not someone I’d have agreed with politically, is a friggin genius.

And this.

Heeeere ya go, MsMelissa & apo.

Doc Demento - Tom Leherer and..........

The BEAT FARMERS!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J40rLaARx00

-OR-

the good ol’ Fish Heads!!!!!!!  (eat them up yum!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

Can’t forget THIS ONE!