Whao Stilton--tellin’ it like it is!

The operative words are, “modern woman”.  My lost love was “Ugha”.  We were pre-teens in the late Plesticene.  Ugha painted herself white, using a mixture of white clay from a ground spring.

I had grand plans but they came to naught when she got a starring role in Quest For Fire.  Fifteen years later I met her again when she waved me down for a ride.  I was a taxi driver and she was a Star…

^ you fuckers are going to kill me tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stilton wins with the über-realistic, ironic, delicious final line.
Animal-rights baby-killers, indeed.

“Here I come, bringing another punishment to ruin a modern womans fun, freedome, and happiness”
(Obama version)