Wouldn’t “grass” police in Lynnwood be a double entendre? 

The grass police going after the vice police going after the grass police?

Greetings:

I’m concerned about the nexus between global warming and the tall lawn grass crisis.  I am. Truly, I am.

long grass helps the land hold in moisture and requires less watering than short grass.

This already happens in many towns and cities across the nation, AND THE RESIDENTS LIKE IT!!

I saw Los Angeles was going to require residents to collect rain water.  If you collect rain water in Lake Worth Fl you get fined.

And the response from environmentalist fascists…

The less government intrusion into my life the better.  Community residents have the power to enter into covenants and restrictions that run with the land, and can require people who choose to live in a certain house to comply with community rules about laws, and pink flamingos, and all that crap.  And if you don’t like it, you can buy the cheaper house on the next block where all the neighbors have tall grass and keep chickens running loose.  It’s called FREEDOM.  Get the government OUT OF OUR LIVES!!!

I prefer long grass.  It hides the claymores.

They just want to be sure no junk cars are hiding in the tall grass.  They collect property taxes on them.

So in the south who would win--the anteater or the fire ants?

I get into arguments with code enforcemen about stuff like this t all the time. They go after the dumbest shit.

Good question, mech!

”So in the south who would win--the anteater or the fire ants?”

Dunno, but they’re both from South America.  But the South doesn’t need yet another foreign critter running around (or more likely, dead on the side of the road).

Our city will send you a warning and if you don’t comply they mow it charge you and fine you.

^^That’s what the claymores are for.^^