Well that was $2.5 million dollars well spent!

Ok…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but here in the Chicago market, these lame-ass, Christopher Guest knock-offs (even though they appear to have been the work of Mr. Guest himself) have been airing for the better part of the last two weeks. So…

Not only did the feds feel the need to create an ad in the FIRST place, they thought it was a splendid idea to drop an ADDITIONAL 2.5 milliion to remind us non-cave-dwelling people of what we already knew?

Holy fuck! And here I was, trying to get on Wheel of Fortune and shit…

the ridiculous stooopidity they are portraying expresses exactly the way i perceive the way big government progressive socialists make decisions. thanks for supporting my theory. by the way the only thing i am filling out is how many people live in the house. period, they can threaten me and i’ll threaten them right back. i will not fill out how many pets, toilets, knives or spoons i have.

A group of blind Collies could have put together a better commercial than that steaming pile of crap.

It’s not a “snapshot of America!” you loons, it’s a Constitutionally-required headcount. Period. You don’t need to know how much I make or what kind of shoes I like, ok? So just cut the shit and get it done.

These assholes spend our money faster than we can make it. Unfettered federal power has led to this bullshit. . . and it needs to stop!

does anyone have a reliable source on the exact limits on what they can legally ask, if they come to the door, and what we are legally required to answer?

Yup--That’s the one-- great ‘innen it?  What demographic do you think this was intended for?

Well, Jon, according to completely trustworthy info from Ron Paul…

lunaticcringeradio - I looked up the census questionaire this year, and it’s astonishingly simple. Names and number of people living in the residence, age and date of birth, gender, race and whether hispanic.
I resent the race question, and might just become native american. The 3/5 person crap is long gone.  I’m am leery of the birthday info and might give my age only.
http://2010.census.gov/2010census/how/interactive-form.php

Mojo: that’s some new definition of trustworthy.

Seriously.  If someone comes to the door, what are we required to answer?

I’m guessing it isn’t anything beyond the information that Dick found, and can go with that.  I just want to make sure that when I unleash a verbal assault on some dumb-ass Obamaphile ACORN POS worshipper that I am completely within my rights to tell them exactly where they can stick their questions.

I always write “Human” in the race slot.

Native American for me.  I was borned here you know.

6 very poor actors jobs were saved/created by this ad.
What,,, you didn’t get a warm & fuzzy?

Stimulus for has beens?

Options for “race” include Open Stock, Formula One, and Quarter-mile Drag.

6 Stop making me laff, I have stitches in my mouf!!!!!!!!!!

They could have purchased the Silverdome and adjacent property 4 times over and still had enough money for Pelosi’s liquor flight.

They don’t HAVE to ask all those complicated questions, they already got those answers from ACORN before they even took the census.