Uhm… I’m pretty sure Rosa Parks wasn’t turning tricks either in the front, or in the back of the bus. Not too sure about Ghandi, though. Any guy who wears a diaper around all the time strikes me as maybe just a leetle beet kinky, though it’s hard to imagine anyone actually paying him for sex.

If you just need to reach for the stars to justify your behaviour, try DR MLK JR BLVD. He was known to likie hookers. A lot.

Oh wait, I almost forgot about Malcom X. He was rumored to have been a gay prostitute in his early days.

Yeah, go with Malcom X. He’s more up your alley… so to speak.

Momma would be so proud.

I remember Rosa Park’s suggestive poses before she got on the bus.

“Lemme just get the truss off...”

“Don’t touch the rupture.”

He can charge $300/hour now, but after this story gets around, Nevada will be flooded with unemployed males looking for a piece of the action. This time next year, they’ll be charging $30. Just watch.

Ummmmm…
NO!

But he’s ... kinda ugly!  Yep, he’s going to have to lower the price when the competition rolls into town.

Yep, he’s going to have to lower the price when the competition rolls into town.

I’ll be flying into Vegas on Friday. Of course I’ll be booking two seats, as usual. One for me… and one for “Him”.

Ya’ll ever throw a hotdog down a hallway?
Just wondering.

Does he take on all customers, or limit himself to women??

Does he take on all comers, or limit himself to women??

Fixed it.

oh yeah.  that’s hawt.

*awk*
*receding footsteps*
*slamming door*

Heard this on the raadio and hadda share it with y’all:

Minutes later, as we’re standing naked in the shower, he’s examining me like a second-rate gynecologist and nodding.

“Yeah,” he murmurs, cooing that I’m “practically” an 8 or a 9. “Everything looks great down there.”

He’s got a real purdy mouf… I’ll give him that.

Minutes later, as we’re standing naked in the shower, he’s examining me like a second-rate gynecologist and nodding.

“Yeah,” he murmurs, cooing that I’m “practically” an 8 or a 9. “Everything looks great down there.”

I should probably apologize in advance for this…

I hadda take that down, Hog. It was a little way much for the main page.

Yeah, sorry. I unnerstand. Wifey almost puked when I showed it to her. Thank gawd you didn’t keep a copy for yerself.

You didn’t… did you?

HPrinted it out and hung it on the fridge. Need to lose those 3 pounds I gained over the holidaze.

Sooo, El Pecedente has some competition.

Another “first” that will screw you and take your money.

Women pay for sex?  Only stupid (and oogly) women.

Pretty sure if a gal wanted a one nighter, all she’d have to do is hit up the local college hangouts.

So this guy ends up next to this 60-something woman at a bar and they’re having drinks and giggles and he’s starting to think she’s not looking that bad, and probably even has a hot daughter.

After a couple more drinks she leans over and whispers in his ear, “Have you ever had a “Sportsman’s Double”? He has to ask her what that is and she say’s, “It’s a mother and daughter threesome and tonight is your lucky night!”

So, naturally he follows her home, and they go inside, she flips on the hall light and yells upstairs, “Hey Mom! Are you still awake?”