...<b><i>"madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push”.
Amish, anyone?
Just think how low unemployment will get when we no longer use powered machinery. How much we will save on health costs when we get rid of ambulances.
I am so excited, I may dig a ditch in my backyard just for practice…
Well Laurence, you’ll never get rich by digging that ditch.
I better go find me a cave before all the good ones get snatched up. I’ll have to change my name as well. Maybe Gruntar or Mawg. On the plus side, we’ll all be able to star in the new Geico commercials.
On the plus side, everytime I pee off the deck will now be considered an earth saving decision.
Some energy news from BBC...................... Russia’s energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with Nigeria’s state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.
The new firm, is to be called Nigaz. ?? Nigaz? Is this gonna sit OK with the rap groups?
No P’ing off the porch-- you’ll kill all the lawn.
OOO you could get a green job planting a new lawn in your yard.
If you P on the trees you could get a tax break for planting trees to--
Green Jobs
Green Jobs
we can’t wait for
Green Jobs.
We are going to save meeliouns from 2012 to 2042-- just on lite bulbs-- ‘cause we’ll be using candles.
Picture North Korea-- it’ll be the same here the only lites you’ll see will be in the White House--it will be lit up with all the new bulbs the tax payers bought. The green “employs” will be in the garden harvesting the green crop--
while other green job people will be fanning the first family—no air conditioning oh no--blahkkk
Well, Buzz, just think what I will save in taxes…
Hang these stinking sons of bitchs.
Monopoly was invented during the last great depression, too.
How close is the chair to the wall?
wasn’t “Mulva” a Seinfeld episode?
Gotta love the use of the word “spewed” instead of the more journalistically honest “emitted.”
No bias there…
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