DIAF Reid!

A venereal disease by osmosis may have been his problem all these years.

Naw, he’s just an asshole.

... and after Dad left Mom for a mountain goat with syphillis, Uncle Cletus took ta comin’ over and assrapin’ me about, oh...2-3 times a night. I didn’t mind it so much, butt still, I couldn’t help butt thinkin’ there’s got to be someplace better to be than Searchlight, Nevada...

So, Reid really is whorespawn.

Swiming in a whore pool as a kid, still swiming in a whore pool in D.C. Some things just don’t change.

Sen. Jack Handy?

Reid could have been born in a manger in Bethlehem, and he’d still be a Lefty turd.

Shouldn’t harry be in the previous thread?

Don’t hate me because Harry and I both graduated from the same High School.

Yep, true story but he was 5 years ahead of me.

didja give him a swirlie, RG?

Let’s give Sierra Harry credit.  He got the highway from Las Vegas to Searchlight changed from 2 lane to 4 lane.  After Searchlight it just goes back to shit.

He’s just a coal miners prostitute’s daughter.

It’s called Searchlight cause ya need one to find it.

So is (or was) there a searchlight in Searchlight, Nevada?

Or is it another of those “we don’t know why” things?

Was thinking along the same lines LLoyd-

Reid learned to swim in a whore-house which explains his current success at swimming in the sewer he now serv(ic)es

HEY NOW!

Don’t be givin’ Searchlit grief an’ shit an’ dissin’ the place.

-The cafe/truck stop/gift shop/mini-casino serves a utterly magificent plate of Biscuits and Gravy.

The biscuits are made of wheat flour, corn flour and corn meal as big as a trucker’s fist yet light and fluffy. The cookie stuffs ‘um with pre-fried sausage patties, either hot or mild and then bakes them till golden brown. 

Topped with a beautiful sausage gravy and two eggs any style.......Why, that alone’ll make a grown man weep.

Its the best I have ever had...........anywhere!

As for the rest of Searchlight and its mostest fammousest native son......feh! Its a nasty wide spot in the road on the way to BullFrog/Laughlin.

He prob’ly peed in the pool, too.
He’s good at that.

Searchlight:  Gateway to Parumph, Nevada!