awwwwww.

Actually I think the mob has been doing that for a while.

LOL.. yeah, I was going to say, that kinda sounds like a good murder scheme

I did that with my mother-in-law- about, oh…

Just kidding! Grammie’s a sweetheart.

But what is this constant barrage of common sense, age-old stuff that any 12-year-old should know, doing on my TV!???

Didn’t you kids go to school?

it speeds things up if you run ‘em through a chipper, first.
...or so I’ve heard.

Hey, what about the Indian platform-exposure technique.
You know… recycling.

The new plan is called Flush-A-muslim.

The Moooze-A-Matic™

Slices!

Dices!

Makes Julienne Fries!

Hundreds of Julienne fries!

More family fun than Lawn Darts™

But Wait! There’s more!

No there’s not.

Whoa, tough room.

Okay, and then after it gets processed out of the sewage, they take it out to a field and bury it.

This is sure to be used on a large number of live humans.  Unfortunately, while they will all have something in common, I don’t think it will be that they are muslims, if you know what I mean.

Society got used to doing that with the unborn, now it’s the recently deceased. How much longer until it’s the disabled or the politically incorrect?

We need off this slippery slope… fast!

I still like the Plasma Converter better.

Then there’s no question that ‘they went into the light’.

Not only that but they produce energy instead of going the way last night’s burrito.

Bass-o-Matic™

Didn’t we see a photo of the end result last week in Gaza or the West Bank?  Sludge, it’s what’s for drinking water.

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Wasn’t there a movie with a theme something like this? I believe Charlton Heston starred…

Yummy Yummy, pour me a double waiter